Telephony's definitions

Commercialbowl

What the Superbowl is to some viewers who don't care at all for the football part; but only watch it for the new commercials.

Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, the Commercialbowl is on today!!! I don't watch it for the foot-testicle {football}, I watch it for the new commercials!!!

by Telephony March 11, 2012

uricide

The act of killing a fly or other insect in a urinal by hitting it with your urine stream

I just committed first degree uricide of that horsefly that was in the pisscan.

by Telephony October 24, 2010

nippular area

On a female cat, the nippular area is located on the kitty's underside (belly) strictly within the boobal area. The nipples (teats) are easily palpable unless the kitty has been spayed and they've all "dried up".

Come here Nikki, let's rub your boobal area and nippular area too!

by Telephony July 30, 2014

flying penis

What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located fore & aft) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.

Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!

by Telephony September 28, 2013

beeping

What some people say or write when they mean, "blinking"; e.g., a blinking light.

{Angela}: Craig, what do those two beeping red lights on your wheelchair mean?
{Craig}: Hmmm...I don't hear anything. You must mean the BLINKING red lights. That means that the batteries are at 20%.

by Telephony April 8, 2020

lamerz

How a lamer might spell the word, "lamers"

{Seen in the scroll text of an Abyss demo on the Commodore 64 computer in the late-1980s}:

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE THE "S" WITH THE "Z" .. EX. WARES AND WAREZ. LAMERS AND LAMERZ. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "Z" KEY?

by Telephony June 5, 2015

the fit has hit the shan

A polite way of saying (or typing) the phrase, "the shit has hit the fan".

{Seen on an online forum}: yea, the fit has hit the shan...think we're discussing all of this in the POLITICAL FORUM, Ang. in the, "From Ferguson With Love" thread...

by Telephony November 26, 2014