Telephony's definitions

busted

The past tense of the word, "broken".

{Seen on a YouTube video of a drone being flown}

While flying my drone, I "heard" this phoney-bologna fake fictional song, sung to the tune of, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
To wit:

♪ Fly fly fly my drone ♪
♪ Fly on your behalf, ♪
♪ Merrily merrily merrily ♪
♪ Santa busted the carafe.♪ (pron., "/kəˈræf/")

by Telephony December 20, 2020

lasercide

The intentional murder of a laser -- usually done in the name of science.

That scientist committed first degree lasercide on that poor, defenseless laser just to see how long it would operate at maximum candiosity...er...uh...INTENSITY before it pooped out.

by Telephony November 30, 2010

toilet bowl paper

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.

{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?

by Telephony September 22, 2014

STP

Simply put: the acronym for Soggy Toliet Paper.
It is *** NOT*** the motor oil additive that makes your car motor run better!

Don't use that end stall!!! It has STP in it!!!

by Telephony June 1, 2015

sawrong

Simply stated, a sarong worn by a woman on which the garment looks just awful on her.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same as sarong.

That lady across the street has a sawrong on. How ugly!!! :-(

by Telephony May 22, 2016

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

by Telephony August 6, 2015

pussy cleaner

A product like Vagisil or RepHresh, ***NOT*** cat shampoo!!!

{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!

by Telephony May 6, 2015