♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ All the live-long day ♫
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ Just to piss my life away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫
♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫
♫ All the live-long day ♫
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ Just to piss my life away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫
♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫
by Telephony July 30, 2016
On Karl Bartos' song, "Overdrive", you can clearly hear him say, "Pissed-off life" yet it's supposed to be, "Kiss of life".
by Telephony July 21, 2014
A situation (usually occurring telephonically but may happen in face-to-face conversations as well) where the speaker talksandtalksandtalksandtalkinonelongboringrepetitivedroningsentencewithnospacesorpunctuationinit. :-/
by Telephony December 21, 2013
{Debbie}: Craig, Nikki's litterbox muscle is dirty again.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.
by Telephony June 14, 2014
What Butt-Head of TV's Beavis and Butt-Head calls a polygraph test aka. a lie detector test in the episode, "Liar! Liar!"
{Beavis}: What are they going to do to us?
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.
by Telephony April 24, 2020
A clump of cat urine (often found with one or more sewer pickles) in the plastic cat toliet if a clumping kitty litter is used. Gets its name from the Krabby Patty, a sandwich made at the Krusty Krab by SpongeBob SquarePants because it is often somewhat flattened and patty-shaped.
Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.
Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.
by Telephony March 30, 2015
Somebody who spends waaaaaayyyyy too much of his or her time watching those stupid dumb cat videos (or a glut of ANY videos for that matter) on YouTube is known as a TubeHead.
{Chris}: Damn, Craig sure spends an awful lot of time watching lightning videos on YouTube doesn't he?
{Dan}: Yeah, Craig is a true-blue total TubeHead!
{Dan}: Yeah, Craig is a true-blue total TubeHead!
by Telephony August 13, 2016