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Ironing with the Brown & Deckor EP-600 iron is as easy as 3.14159.
It glides effortlessly across the board and removes wrinkles lickety-split!
It glides effortlessly across the board and removes wrinkles lickety-split!
by Telephony June 2, 2016
Get the easy as 3.14159 mug.A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".
{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}
0 reciter
1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end
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1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end
by Telephony June 1, 2016
Get the dooshes mug.No, not the SUV that goes by the same name...a range rover is a creature like a cockroach, ant, or rat) that walks, runs, or skitters across a range (loosely defined as an oven with a stovetop).
by Telephony May 29, 2016
Get the range rover mug.A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "toliet paper" (aka. bungwipe, rollios, paper toliets, etc.)
{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?
by Telephony May 29, 2016
Get the poliet taper mug.On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,
I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,
so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way
I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away
Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say
There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws
It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,
but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears
Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?
I saw a faggot cat looking right at me
Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices
It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar
Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium
Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,
'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power
When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat
I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,
so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way
I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away
Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say
There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws
It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,
but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears
Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?
I saw a faggot cat looking right at me
Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices
It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar
Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium
Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,
'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power
When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat
by Telephony May 29, 2016
Get the Faggot Cat mug.Simply stated, a sarong worn by a woman on which the garment looks just awful on her.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same as sarong.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same as sarong.
by Telephony May 22, 2016
Get the sawrong mug.How some people say or write (and spell} the phrase, "pissing match".
A pissing match is loosely defined as two or more people arguing (and quite vehemently so) over some piss ant, petty, insignificant matter.
A pissing match is loosely defined as two or more people arguing (and quite vehemently so) over some piss ant, petty, insignificant matter.
{Police officer}: So, what's going on Megan?
{Megan} Drake & Josh are having a uranating contest over who destroyed my treehouse with their model rocket. Drake says he didn't do it because he knows nothing about model rocketry -- he pronounces the word, "fuselage" as, "fyoo SELL' a jee", and Josh says he didn't do it because he's a brainiac and set the rocket's course with deadly precision.
{Megan} Drake & Josh are having a uranating contest over who destroyed my treehouse with their model rocket. Drake says he didn't do it because he knows nothing about model rocketry -- he pronounces the word, "fuselage" as, "fyoo SELL' a jee", and Josh says he didn't do it because he's a brainiac and set the rocket's course with deadly precision.
by Telephony May 22, 2016
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