teepz

Tablets of drugs (usually of the illicit kind).

{From the BBS door game, "Barneysplat" by Bong Software from 1992}

What would you like to do to Barney?

1: Cram him down the toliet with the toliet brush?
2: Give him some nice Barney acid teepz?
3: Strap him to the biggest loudspeaker at an Anthrax concert?

>>_

by Telephony November 29, 2020

There's Urine in the Sink

A phoney bologna fake, made-up song sung to the tune of, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Usually sung when it is necessary to pass micturition (piss) into a plastic bottle and then discreetly pour it into the sink.

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

♫ Don't piss on the stereo ♫

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

by Telephony August 17, 2016

synthetic washboards

The sound of a washboard being played, but generated solely by computer hardware or software synthesis.
No real washboards are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic washboards are being employed.

The smartphone video game, "Undersea Match & Build" has plenty of synthetic washboards in one piece of its zax.

by Telephony October 20, 2019

lamerz

How a lamer might spell the word, "lamers"

{Seen in the scroll text of an Abyss demo on the Commodore 64 computer in the late-1980s}:

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE THE "S" WITH THE "Z" .. EX. WARES AND WAREZ. LAMERS AND LAMERZ. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "Z" KEY?

by Telephony June 05, 2015

the fit has hit the shan

A polite way of saying (or typing) the phrase, "the shit has hit the fan".

{Seen on an online forum}: yea, the fit has hit the shan...think we're discussing all of this in the POLITICAL FORUM, Ang. in the, "From Ferguson With Love" thread...

by Telephony November 26, 2014

beeping

What some people say or write when they mean, "blinking"; e.g., a blinking light.

{Angela}: Craig, what do those two beeping red lights on your wheelchair mean?
{Craig}: Hmmm...I don't hear anything. You must mean the BLINKING red lights. That means that the batteries are at 20%.

by Telephony April 08, 2020

eye booger

Another name for sleep in your eye; it resembles a desiccated (dried up) booger from your nose.

Hold on a moment; let me get this eye booger out of my eye!

by Telephony April 26, 2014