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Mega City

A totally fictitious, phoney-bologna fake made-up city name featured in the Anthrax song, "I Am the Law".
And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!
Because in Mega City ...
I AM THE LAW!!!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
mugGet the Mega Citymug.

ripped

To be totally wasted; esp. from high-potency prescription drugs like oxycodone and/or hydrocodone.
{Angie}: Mom, you're totally ripped! Get your face out of your dinner plate! And put that coffee down -- you've already busted three coffee cups by dropping them!
They're cups of coffee for Christ sakes not bongs!
by Telephony July 13, 2014
mugGet the rippedmug.

light blubs

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "light bulbs".
Works best when written or typed, vs. when spoken.
{From an email that I recently received}:

Craig,

What kind of light blubs does the SureFire 10X Dominator use, how much do they cost, and where can I find these critters online?

Thank you for taking the time to read & respond to my questions. :-)
by Telephony March 31, 2015
mugGet the light blubsmug.

boobal area

On a female cat, the boobal area is located on the kitty's underside (belly) between approx. midpoint to a couple of inches forward of her urethra (where she passes micturition).
Come here Nikki, let's rub your boobal area and nippular area too!
by Telephony July 30, 2014
mugGet the boobal areamug.

spermmistake

A child that you (your wife or girlfriend actually!) didn't really want to have.
I personally download Ipad game apps every time one's offered as the "Free App of the Day", because they are very good learning tools for young kids. Whether I'm watching over a relative, or taking care of my own spermmistakes, I'll at least have something better than flash cards and repeating "Ball" 500 times while the child would rather make spider webs with his own slobber.
by Telephony September 9, 2013
mugGet the spermmistakemug.
A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.
{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/
by Telephony April 6, 2019
mugGet the PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERAmug.

spark up a bowl

It means much the same as the phrase, "spark up a j", but instead of lighting up a joint, you're lighting up a small pipe with weed in it.
Hey Allen, let's go to that alley behind the bar and spark up a bowl. I got my hands on some primo shit this morning and I can't wait to smoke it!
by Telephony July 19, 2014
mugGet the spark up a bowlmug.

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