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Get the pee you!!! mug.The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.
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Get the diaper muscle mug.Means the same as, "post whore", but spelled the way some people spell the word, "whore".
A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").
A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").
Jane is such a post hoar on Facebook; the douchenoozle posts one- or two-word posts like fifty times a day.
by Telephony March 20, 2015
Get the post hoar mug.Means the same as potty mouth, toliet tongue, sewer mouth, etc. That is to say, some assclown who cusses at inappropriate times.
Rhino clit? That's disgusting! That's horrible! You kiss your mother with that mouth, you...you eat with that mouth? Garbage mouth!!!
by Telephony October 9, 2016
Get the garbage mouth mug.A defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (poop). It is a portmanteau of the words, "defecate" and, "urinal".
The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
Hey James, this defecal is fucked up; some true-blue total asshaberdasher must have pissed into it! Any idea where another one is cause I really have to leave a shit!
by Telephony November 22, 2016
Get the defecal mug.Very similar to noise pollution; ear pollution is generally regarded as music that is audible to a listener who's taste in musical genres differs greatly from the music currently playing.
For example, a metal song (such as by Anthrax or Metallica) playing within earshot of a listener of adult contemporary or country western music playing rather loudly when the listener is a metalhead would be considered by that listener as ear pollution.
For example, a metal song (such as by Anthrax or Metallica) playing within earshot of a listener of adult contemporary or country western music playing rather loudly when the listener is a metalhead would be considered by that listener as ear pollution.
Turn that gosh darn-diddly-arn ear pollution down willya?!? I'm trying to get some Kenny Rogers in over here!!!
by Telephony May 3, 2016
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