Tee Cee Deez's definitions

canhandled

The art of someone absolutely dismantling or have their ass dismantled by another individual

Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!

by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021

Canscape

The art of trimming, cleaning and giving the can, aka the ass, an good looking scape.

I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. He’s got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said it’s been 6 months since he’s been dismantled, and 7 months since he’s Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Dong Dream

A subconscious state one slips in and out of periodically throughout the day, picturing the satisfaction and bliss a perfect dong brings them.

I was talking to Phyllis at work today about her lack of concentration, and she said since she started dating Micah, she can’t quit thinking about his package. She told me she’s regularly in a dong dream.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Candemic

Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.

I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!

by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

O.C.D.

Is an acronym which stands for

Oversized Cock Disorder, and describes an individual who is packing at least 10 inches

I was going to put the hurt on Donna last night until she informed me her last boyfriend had O.C.D. I said what’s the big deal about obsessive compulsive disorder, there are ways to handle it. She responded by saying there is no way to “handle” someone with OCD, then informed me it stands for Oversized Cock Disorder. I asked how big this dong was, and she informed me 12 inches hard. Needless to say, I would have to give it to her 6 times if she wanted 12 from this guy. Ouch!

by Tee Cee Deez April 9, 2020

Jizz Jungle

Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.

I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied you’d need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Covid Cock

Is a term to used to describe a male who is suffering from either erectile dysfunction or total impotence due to paranoia from the Covid-19 virus.

I was talking to Alice, and apparently she hasn't had sex since with Jimmy since the coronavirus outbreak. Because they were newlyweds, Alice thought it would be a sex session until the pandemic is over, but Jimmy is apparently suffering Covid Cock. He’s in total Covid Cock, he can’t even get it up. Here’s to hoping he hammering away soon!

by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020