Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Dongminate

The ability to dominate a female with a complete dong dismantling.

I rocked Mary for five hours, and let me tell you something, I haven’t Dongminated someone like that for years!

by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Livestock Cock

A term used to describe an individual who is enamored with getting pounded by the cock of any well endowed Livestock

Talk about unbelievable. This last weekend the cheesedick posse, aka Keith and Otto both went to the E.R. in critical condition after a horrific accident at Carpinito Farm. I guess they were heard telling some friends they were in the mood for some “Livestock Cock” which apparently involves getting dismantled by a gigantic animal dong. Otto, being the inexperienced one, was instructed by Keith to start easy and go for some sheep schlong, while keith the seasoned veteran went for the old reliable Ox cock. Long story short, Otto and Keith simultaneously took some Livestock Cock and both ended up in comas due to a rupture colon. I guess they couldn’t afford lube. How fucking distrusting.

by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021

Jism Juicer

Another individuals mouth who has large succulent lips. Prederably female.

Jody has the sweetest Jism Juicer I’ve had the pleasure of stuffing my dong inside. Have mercy!

by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019

Dong Dream

A subconscious state one slips in and out of periodically throughout the day, picturing the satisfaction and bliss a perfect dong brings them.

I was talking to Phyllis at work today about her lack of concentration, and she said since she started dating Micah, she can’t quit thinking about his package. She told me she’s regularly in a dong dream.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Gloom Room

A term used to describe a room full of company fucks during a negotiation.

Well, after spending three days in the Gloom Room making proposals to the company, I can honestly say they are the dumbest mother fuckers I’ve ever met. No worthwhile proposals, no important dialogue, hell there isn’t even one good looking chick. I may need to find the Poon Room to make myself feel better!

by Tee Cee Deez April 5, 2023

Cockgestion

Cockgestion is a term to describe a high volume of cocks trying to get into the same hole, usually during an orgy or swapping event.

Jessica and I were at a swingers party last weekend and there was an unbelievably attractive woman named Gina there. I attempted to get some of that, but the cockgestion was at 7 guys since my buddy Ryan was dismantling her for 2 hours. Hopefully the only jam will be my dong into her load lounge next time!

by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020

canhandled

The art of someone absolutely dismantling or have their ass dismantled by another individual

Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!

by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021