Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Bungholegamous

A male that is in either a heterosexual or homosexual relationship that is a strictly a bunghole monogamous relationship.

Holy shit I just talked to Keith and he officially broke it off with tiny. Apparently, Keith thought their relationship was Bungholegamous and was absolutely devastated when he walked in on tiny getting dismantled by Crisco. I hope tiny doesn’t catch an STD, Crisco is a disgusting fuck!

by Tee Cee Deez November 18, 2021

Dong Jigglin

When at the urinal and you jiggle the excess urine off thy dong

If you are dong jigglin more than twice at the urinal, it means you’re playing whack a dong, which isn’t cool.

by Tee Cee Deez February 11, 2019

O.C.D.

Is an acronym which stands for

Oversized Cock Disorder, and describes an individual who is packing at least 10 inches

I was going to put the hurt on Donna last night until she informed me her last boyfriend had O.C.D. I said what’s the big deal about obsessive compulsive disorder, there are ways to handle it. She responded by saying there is no way to “handle” someone with OCD, then informed me it stands for Oversized Cock Disorder. I asked how big this dong was, and she informed me 12 inches hard. Needless to say, I would have to give it to her 6 times if she wanted 12 from this guy. Ouch!

by Tee Cee Deez April 9, 2020

Jizz Jungle

Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.

I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied you’d need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Covid Cock

Is a term to used to describe a male who is suffering from either erectile dysfunction or total impotence due to paranoia from the Covid-19 virus.

I was talking to Alice, and apparently she hasn't had sex since with Jimmy since the coronavirus outbreak. Because they were newlyweds, Alice thought it would be a sex session until the pandemic is over, but Jimmy is apparently suffering Covid Cock. He’s in total Covid Cock, he can’t even get it up. Here’s to hoping he hammering away soon!

by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020

Blowing Buckets

Is a slang term used to describe an individual who shoots an excessive amount of cum, so much that it could fill up a bucket.

I was talking to Keith the other day, and he said he met this guy named Jon on the tinder app. Keith said of all the guys he’s met and had sex with, he’s never seen a guy who was blowing buckets like Jon. Keith said his jungle like chest hair looked like a monsoon rained down on him!

by Tee Cee Deez April 2, 2020

Asscomplice

An Asscomplice is an individual who in a three way is the accomplice doing the ass.

I was about to dismantle two way Wendy when she told me there’s a reason they call her two way Wendy. If I didn’t find an Asscomplice to join me, there would be no dismantling. Lucky for me I found Jism hands Jason to hit the back side. Sick son of a bitch!

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020