Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Cum Carnival

When two people are engaged in intercourse behind a fan and a male ejaculates into the fan which then causes the load to fly all throughout the room landing on the clowns who happen to be there.

Man I was at Hammers party this weekend watching some football when the Cum Carnival came into town and blasted myself and a few unsuspecting people in the face, shirt, and even poor Keith’s mouth. I think he opened his on purpose.

by Tee Cee Deez August 8, 2021

Covid Miscarriage Calves

A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.

My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!

by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023

Deadbeat

A term used to describe an individual that has an uncontrollable urge to masturbate deceased males.

I don’t know what’s gotten into Keith as of late, but he says he is a Deadbeat. Perplexed, I said I didn’t know you had kids. He said oh no, a deadbeat is someone who beats off the dead. Needless to say, I haven’t spoken with that sick, twisted, utterly disgusting bastard since. My God that is disgusting!

by Tee Cee Deez April 5, 2023

Gloom Room

A term used to describe a room full of company fucks during a negotiation.

Well, after spending three days in the Gloom Room making proposals to the company, I can honestly say they are the dumbest mother fuckers I’ve ever met. No worthwhile proposals, no important dialogue, hell there isn’t even one good looking chick. I may need to find the Poon Room to make myself feel better!

by Tee Cee Deez April 5, 2023

Cuntcasian

An individual of not necessarily of Caucasian ethnicity but has the tendencies of one, that at times acts like a total cunt.

Jesus, I don’t know what’s gotten into Mike, but he’s acting like a total Cuntcasian. You’d think with the way he acts he was born into an ultra wealthy family from Beverly Hills. This cheesedick is from Seattle, not Bellevue.

by Tee Cee Deez April 5, 2023

Jism Juicer

Another individuals mouth who has large succulent lips. Prederably female.

Jody has the sweetest Jism Juicer I’ve had the pleasure of stuffing my dong inside. Have mercy!

by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019

Eyelid Assassin

An Eyelid Assassin is an individual who has an unusual fetish of ejaculting in their companions eye for the night. Typically the Eyelid Assassin approaches his companion, and upon the first hint that sex is in the cards, he will ask his partner if he can tape their eyelids open during sex so he can see the complete ecstasy he is bringing during inter course. Once the assassin is about to orgasm, he pulls his cock out, and instead of shooting his hearty load in the mouth, turns his massive cock towards the eyes and unloads a scorching hot load, which makes them scream in pain due to the heat. Typically the results are a burnt cornea, but in rare cases leads to blindness. While the odds of you encountering this freak are about the same as you encountering a Sasquatch, you have been warned, this sick twisted son of a bitch exists, and if you are asked to tape your eyelids open, think twice.

I had an encounter with the Eyelid Assassin, and every since that day, I suffer from double vision.

by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019