Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Eyelid Assassin

An Eyelid Assassin is an individual who has an unusual fetish of ejaculting in their companions eye for the night. Typically the Eyelid Assassin approaches his companion, and upon the first hint that sex is in the cards, he will ask his partner if he can tape their eyelids open during sex so he can see the complete ecstasy he is bringing during inter course. Once the assassin is about to orgasm, he pulls his cock out, and instead of shooting his hearty load in the mouth, turns his massive cock towards the eyes and unloads a scorching hot load, which makes them scream in pain due to the heat. Typically the results are a burnt cornea, but in rare cases leads to blindness. While the odds of you encountering this freak are about the same as you encountering a Sasquatch, you have been warned, this sick twisted son of a bitch exists, and if you are asked to tape your eyelids open, think twice.

I had an encounter with the Eyelid Assassin, and every since that day, I suffer from double vision.

by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019

Ejohnulate

Is a term used to describe an individual who ejaculates a load, typically alone but sometimes with another human, while on the toilet or in slang terms the John.

Talk about some bad luck, I decided to Ejohnulate since Marie has really been wanting a fourth kid. Since I was the only one home, I left the bathroom door open, but little did I know that as I was screaming in pleasure, Marie had installed a “security” camera in our bedroom, and it was all on tape. She followed up and asked why I didn’t scream in ecstasy when we are having sex, and I had to inform her I’ve been faking orgasms the last five years. Needless to say, we are in couples counciling, and it’s not looking good, and I really can’t afford child support.

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Searcey

A term used to describe anything Sears related going out of business, ie Sears department store or your average John.

Jesus, did you see the debate between Rick and John yesterday? Rick owned him like he does every average opponent, especially those named John. It was Searcey the way John was shutdown. Maybe he should resign from life!

by Tee Cee Deez June 13, 2021

Dongminate

The ability to dominate a female with a complete dong dismantling.

I rocked Mary for five hours, and let me tell you something, I haven’t Dongminated someone like that for years!

by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Dong Jigglin

When at the urinal and you jiggle the excess urine off thy dong

If you are dong jigglin more than twice at the urinal, it means you’re playing whack a dong, which isn’t cool.

by Tee Cee Deez February 11, 2019

Bungholegamous

A male that is in either a heterosexual or homosexual relationship that is a strictly a bunghole monogamous relationship.

Holy shit I just talked to Keith and he officially broke it off with tiny. Apparently, Keith thought their relationship was Bungholegamous and was absolutely devastated when he walked in on tiny getting dismantled by Crisco. I hope tiny doesn’t catch an STD, Crisco is a disgusting fuck!

by Tee Cee Deez November 18, 2021

Canitize

The act of cleaning another persons anus before slipping your dong in the ass.

I was about to rail Sophie, but her ass was so shitloaded I had to canitize it to make sure it was clean.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020