Brown Eye Assassin

An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.

I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great

by Tee Cee Deez June 15, 2019

Rectum Reliever

Another name for a mouth

Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

Load List

A list of individuals you would like to blow a load on.

My god, I was checking Anita out, and I’ve gotta say, with an ass like that, she’s definitely making my Load List.

by Tee Cee Deez February 13, 2019

Kneelicious

Is a code word used by women to alert each other they have fucked a male in their presence and he has a delicious dong to the knee

I was talking to my friend Joan whose best friend Sheri is married to my buddy Charlie at work. I guess Sheri said Charlie is Kneelicious, which is code for a guy who packs a delicious looking dang to the knee. I’ll never look at him the same, and I will also never piss next to him at the urinal. Unreal.

by Tee Cee Deez April 07, 2020

Jism Junction

The area of skin on a female between the anus and vagina where the jism of two males meet after they orgasm and it leaks to the junction.

My buddies Bill and Ted told me they were on an “excellent adventure” dismantling Sandra the other weekend, simultaneously, when the both blew their loads. As Sandra was lying there leaking fluids out of both orifices, she screamed with excitement whoever’s load makes it to the Jism Junction first will be mine forever. Needless to say, I haven’t heard from Ted since.

by Tee Cee Deez March 03, 2020

Granddaddy Dong

A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.

Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

Desquirtified

The official label one receives after they have made the unfortunate decision to get a vasectomy.

Did you hear the news about Jason? His wife Andrea made him get a vasectomy, and now he’s Desquirtified since he blows blank loads. I feel for the guy, he was proud of his two man army.

by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2020