Tee Cee Deez's definitions
When a female in labor makes the final push to get the baby out, but lays a fart so long and loud it measures on the Richter scale.
Jesus, while Melissa was in labor with our son Jake and she made the final push to get him out, she dropped the loudest fart that had to measure on the Richter scale. It may have been the first ever Birthquake!
by Tee Cee Deez February 29, 2020
Get the Birthquakemug. Is a term used to describe an individual who ejaculates a load, typically alone but sometimes with another human, while on the toilet or in slang terms the John.
Talk about some bad luck, I decided to Ejohnulate since Marie has really been wanting a fourth kid. Since I was the only one home, I left the bathroom door open, but little did I know that as I was screaming in pleasure, Marie had installed a “security” camera in our bedroom, and it was all on tape. She followed up and asked why I didn’t scream in ecstasy when we are having sex, and I had to inform her I’ve been faking orgasms the last five years. Needless to say, we are in couples counciling, and it’s not looking good, and I really can’t afford child support.
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Ejohnulatemug. I was talking with Mike and Glen about Janet’s schedule this week, and apparently she’s in the Brotation for Glen on TuesdayThursdsy and Mike Saturday/Sunday. I guess she will be in the Brotation for me on Monday/ Wednesday, and maybe she will get Friday off.
by Tee Cee Deez May 12, 2021
Get the Brotationmug. I’m meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
Get the Dong Dormmug. Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.
I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied you’d need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Jizz Junglemug. Is a term to used to describe a male who is suffering from either erectile dysfunction or total impotence due to paranoia from the Covid-19 virus.
I was talking to Alice, and apparently she hasn't had sex since with Jimmy since the coronavirus outbreak. Because they were newlyweds, Alice thought it would be a sex session until the pandemic is over, but Jimmy is apparently suffering Covid Cock. He’s in total Covid Cock, he can’t even get it up. Here’s to hoping he hammering away soon!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
Get the Covid Cockmug. Is a slang term used to describe an individual who shoots an excessive amount of cum, so much that it could fill up a bucket.
I was talking to Keith the other day, and he said he met this guy named Jon on the tinder app. Keith said of all the guys he’s met and had sex with, he’s never seen a guy who was blowing buckets like Jon. Keith said his jungle like chest hair looked like a monsoon rained down on him!
by Tee Cee Deez April 2, 2020
Get the Blowing Bucketsmug.