Tee Cee Deez's definitions

canhandled

The art of someone absolutely dismantling or have their ass dismantled by another individual

Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!

by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021

Canscape

The art of trimming, cleaning and giving the can, aka the ass, an good looking scape.

I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. He’s got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said it’s been 6 months since he’s been dismantled, and 7 months since he’s Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Dongminate

The ability to dominate a female with a complete dong dismantling.

I rocked Mary for five hours, and let me tell you something, I haven’t Dongminated someone like that for years!

by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Kneelicious

Is a code word used by women to alert each other they have fucked a male in their presence and he has a delicious dong to the knee

I was talking to my friend Joan whose best friend Sheri is married to my buddy Charlie at work. I guess Sheri said Charlie is Kneelicious, which is code for a guy who packs a delicious looking dang to the knee. I’ll never look at him the same, and I will also never piss next to him at the urinal. Unreal.

by Tee Cee Deez April 7, 2020

Dong Dorm

A mouth or vagina

I’m meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Ejohnulate

Is a term used to describe an individual who ejaculates a load, typically alone but sometimes with another human, while on the toilet or in slang terms the John.

Talk about some bad luck, I decided to Ejohnulate since Marie has really been wanting a fourth kid. Since I was the only one home, I left the bathroom door open, but little did I know that as I was screaming in pleasure, Marie had installed a “security” camera in our bedroom, and it was all on tape. She followed up and asked why I didn’t scream in ecstasy when we are having sex, and I had to inform her I’ve been faking orgasms the last five years. Needless to say, we are in couples counciling, and it’s not looking good, and I really can’t afford child support.

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

O.C.D.

Is an acronym which stands for

Oversized Cock Disorder, and describes an individual who is packing at least 10 inches

I was going to put the hurt on Donna last night until she informed me her last boyfriend had O.C.D. I said what’s the big deal about obsessive compulsive disorder, there are ways to handle it. She responded by saying there is no way to “handle” someone with OCD, then informed me it stands for Oversized Cock Disorder. I asked how big this dong was, and she informed me 12 inches hard. Needless to say, I would have to give it to her 6 times if she wanted 12 from this guy. Ouch!

by Tee Cee Deez April 9, 2020