Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Cramifications

The result of two dongs attempting to go into separate holes of a female, and in the process cram their dongs into the same hole.

My buddies Otto and Keith were attempting to hammer a girl, and as they were about to do some double penetrating, they ended up in the same hole and the cramifications from it resulted in them blowing loads on each others cock in the hole

by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020

Dong Dorm

A mouth or vagina

I’m meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Ejohnulate

Is a term used to describe an individual who ejaculates a load, typically alone but sometimes with another human, while on the toilet or in slang terms the John.

Talk about some bad luck, I decided to Ejohnulate since Marie has really been wanting a fourth kid. Since I was the only one home, I left the bathroom door open, but little did I know that as I was screaming in pleasure, Marie had installed a “security” camera in our bedroom, and it was all on tape. She followed up and asked why I didn’t scream in ecstasy when we are having sex, and I had to inform her I’ve been faking orgasms the last five years. Needless to say, we are in couples counciling, and it’s not looking good, and I really can’t afford child support.

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Brotation

A term used to describe a male or female that is in a sex rotation between a group of Bros.

I was talking with Mike and Glen about Janet’s schedule this week, and apparently she’s in the Brotation for Glen on TuesdayThursdsy and Mike Saturday/Sunday. I guess she will be in the Brotation for me on Monday/ Wednesday, and maybe she will get Friday off.

by Tee Cee Deez May 12, 2021

Jism Juicer

Another individuals mouth who has large succulent lips. Prederably female.

Jody has the sweetest Jism Juicer I’ve had the pleasure of stuffing my dong inside. Have mercy!

by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019

Livestock Cock

A term used to describe an individual who is enamored with getting pounded by the cock of any well endowed Livestock

Talk about unbelievable. This last weekend the cheesedick posse, aka Keith and Otto both went to the E.R. in critical condition after a horrific accident at Carpinito Farm. I guess they were heard telling some friends they were in the mood for some “Livestock Cock” which apparently involves getting dismantled by a gigantic animal dong. Otto, being the inexperienced one, was instructed by Keith to start easy and go for some sheep schlong, while keith the seasoned veteran went for the old reliable Ox cock. Long story short, Otto and Keith simultaneously took some Livestock Cock and both ended up in comas due to a rupture colon. I guess they couldn’t afford lube. How fucking distrusting.

by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021

Dongminate

The ability to dominate a female with a complete dong dismantling.

I rocked Mary for five hours, and let me tell you something, I haven’t Dongminated someone like that for years!

by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019