Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Canscape

The art of trimming, cleaning and giving the can, aka the ass, an good looking scape.

I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. He’s got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said it’s been 6 months since he’s been dismantled, and 7 months since he’s Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

canhandled

The art of someone absolutely dismantling or have their ass dismantled by another individual

Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!

by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021

Kneelicious

Is a code word used by women to alert each other they have fucked a male in their presence and he has a delicious dong to the knee

I was talking to my friend Joan whose best friend Sheri is married to my buddy Charlie at work. I guess Sheri said Charlie is Kneelicious, which is code for a guy who packs a delicious looking dang to the knee. I’ll never look at him the same, and I will also never piss next to him at the urinal. Unreal.

by Tee Cee Deez April 7, 2020

Erackulate

The experience of having sex with a late term pregnant woman, and in doing so, her tits are squirting milk at you.

I was having sex with Naomi last night, and while she was riding me, she Erackulated all over my face. It was kinda hot!

by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019

Akneehilated

A term used to describe an individual who was annihilated by a dong to the knee

Well well well, you wouldn’t believe the news. Remember old Randy and his dong to the knee? Word is he got with a 20 year old who has never been with a man packing such an unbelievable sized clamslammer, and he Akneehilated that young lady. I guess he didn’t cover the dong and is petrified he may be a dad at 55. I wished him the best of luck with that since the age difference is quite large, like his dong!

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

Cockgestion

Cockgestion is a term to describe a high volume of cocks trying to get into the same hole, usually during an orgy or swapping event.

Jessica and I were at a swingers party last weekend and there was an unbelievably attractive woman named Gina there. I attempted to get some of that, but the cockgestion was at 7 guys since my buddy Ryan was dismantling her for 2 hours. Hopefully the only jam will be my dong into her load lounge next time!

by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020

Dong Dream

A subconscious state one slips in and out of periodically throughout the day, picturing the satisfaction and bliss a perfect dong brings them.

I was talking to Phyllis at work today about her lack of concentration, and she said since she started dating Micah, she can’t quit thinking about his package. She told me she’s regularly in a dong dream.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019