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A term used to describe a day that you try the same ridiculous sexual ideas with your partner, try to perform them, and your partner is so disenchanted with your shenanigans, decides to ground your hog for a period of time.
Every year on March 21st, I float some sexual ideas out to my wife to try in the bedroom. This year I didn’t, and as I was pounding away, I decided to do a little Rectum Rattling. I didn’t get an answer, which I thought was the brown light. As I started to pump her ass, she let out a hellacious scream, followed by a what the fuck, and then the words Happy Groundedhog Day asshole, for the 17th year in a row, your dick will be banished to the Hog House for who knows how long. I felt terrible, literally, I had blue balls for 3 days afterwards. Here we are in June and yeah, my hog is still grounded. Fucking devastating.
by Tee Cee Deez June 4, 2021
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Jessica and I were at a swingers party last weekend and there was an unbelievably attractive woman named Gina there. I attempted to get some of that, but the cockgestion was at 7 guys since my buddy Ryan was dismantling her for 2 hours. Hopefully the only jam will be my dong into her load lounge next time!
by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020
Get the Cockgestion mug.Well, after spending three days in the Gloom Room making proposals to the company, I can honestly say they are the dumbest mother fuckers I’ve ever met. No worthwhile proposals, no important dialogue, hell there isn’t even one good looking chick. I may need to find the Poon Room to make myself feel better!
by Tee Cee Deez April 5, 2023
Get the Gloom Room mug.A subconscious state one slips in and out of periodically throughout the day, picturing the satisfaction and bliss a perfect dong brings them.
I was talking to Phyllis at work today about her lack of concentration, and she said since she started dating Micah, she can’t quit thinking about his package. She told me she’s regularly in a dong dream.
by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019
Get the Dong Dream mug.Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!
by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021
Get the canhandled mug.I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. He’s got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said it’s been 6 months since he’s been dismantled, and 7 months since he’s Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Get the Canscape mug.A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.
My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.
by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019
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