My buddy James was telling me he was going down on his girlfriend and he was the recipient of a beard bath. I wish I had a beard or girlfriend, damn it.
by Tee Cee Deez March 21, 2019
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by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
Get the Bulge Bouncer mug.A term used to describe a day that you try the same ridiculous sexual ideas with your partner, try to perform them, and your partner is so disenchanted with your shenanigans, decides to ground your hog for a period of time.
Every year on March 21st, I float some sexual ideas out to my wife to try in the bedroom. This year I didn’t, and as I was pounding away, I decided to do a little Rectum Rattling. I didn’t get an answer, which I thought was the brown light. As I started to pump her ass, she let out a hellacious scream, followed by a what the fuck, and then the words Happy Groundedhog Day asshole, for the 17th year in a row, your dick will be banished to the Hog House for who knows how long. I felt terrible, literally, I had blue balls for 3 days afterwards. Here we are in June and yeah, my hog is still grounded. Fucking devastating.
by Tee Cee Deez June 04, 2021
Get the Groundedhog Day mug.Is a term used by a male or female while playing the game of truth or dare. After an individual chooses dare, the question starts with I Double Dong Dare you, and if the question is not answered then that person will take two dongs.
I was at Mikes house party last week, and we were playing Truth or Double Dong Dare. For some reason, all the women were taking the dare, but not answering the questions. After the third woman we played with, I found out it was a swingers party, but the ladies didn’t bring their man. Honestly, I’ve never heard of a swingers party without your spouse but whatever! I can’t wait to stuff some more Load Lounges!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
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I jackhammered Karen in the ass last night, and as she stood up to get out of bed, there was an Anal Avalanche that ended up all over the place.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
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Man, I’ve been a member of the union 15 years now, and I’ve got to say thanks to Hicks, Bunstine, Marshall, Gonzales, Gasca, Warren, Fleming, Murphy, DeBuck, Dong and everyones favorite Green eggs and Lamb, my world is filled with happiness and riches. Im living the 174Life, and unlike the 117 members, things couldn’t be better.
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I was nailing Kristen last night, and in the midst of our session I did some Rectum Rattling. As usual, I was denied.
by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2019
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