Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Brotation

A term used to describe a male or female that is in a sex rotation between a group of Bros.

I was talking with Mike and Glen about Janet’s schedule this week, and apparently she’s in the Brotation for Glen on TuesdayThursdsy and Mike Saturday/Sunday. I guess she will be in the Brotation for me on Monday/ Wednesday, and maybe she will get Friday off.

by Tee Cee Deez May 12, 2021

canhandled

The art of someone absolutely dismantling or have their ass dismantled by another individual

Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!

by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021

Sclongpository

Is the act of placing a suppository in the anus, via the Schlong.

I was backed up severely and had tried every option I knew. My buddy Jeremy suggested a suppository, but I dated a girl who once stuck her finger in my ass and cut it severely due to her art of shitty Manicuring. I called my buddy Matt to see if her would put it in via Schlong, which he did and we decided to call it a Sclongpository. It felt better than I thought.

by Tee Cee Deez October 29, 2020

Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle

Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,

So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.

by Tee Cee Deez September 12, 2020

Ejohnulate

Is a term used to describe an individual who ejaculates a load, typically alone but sometimes with another human, while on the toilet or in slang terms the John.

Talk about some bad luck, I decided to Ejohnulate since Marie has really been wanting a fourth kid. Since I was the only one home, I left the bathroom door open, but little did I know that as I was screaming in pleasure, Marie had installed a “security” camera in our bedroom, and it was all on tape. She followed up and asked why I didn’t scream in ecstasy when we are having sex, and I had to inform her I’ve been faking orgasms the last five years. Needless to say, we are in couples counciling, and it’s not looking good, and I really can’t afford child support.

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Jizz Jungle

Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.

I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied you’d need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Sclongdiferous

A splendid looking or feeling Schlong that brings a satisfaction or comfort to the individual that has the pleasure of receiving it in a variety of fashions.

I was talking to Natalie, and she said she got pounded by the most Schlongdiferous cock. I asked her to elaborate what made it Sclongdiferous, and she said a lot of it boiled down to the size, or the Scglongcumference she felt while it delivered the two hour pounding. As I dry heaved a little in my mouth, I thought to myself I will never, ever sleep with Natalie after hearing that story. Jesus Christ

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020