An individual who does nothing but scope the bulges in a males pants, and once they’ve noticed one of an ample enough size, bulge bounces to the next guy.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
Is a term used to describe an individual that makes a female feel secure enough in the relationship that she decides to give him her bunghole virginity, and upon finishing the deal, is never heard from again, thus robbing her virgin ass.
I’m telling you right now, if I ever see that dickhead Ryan , I’m going to beat his ass. My best friend Shauna fell for this douche, and after a couple of months was persuaded by Ryan to take it in the ass. Turns out that Asshat was a Bunghole Bandit, and after robbing her of the sweet, innocent, pure, perfectly good ass, Shauna hasn’t been the same. She was going to marry the man she gave the brown nectar up to, but now it looks like she may be single forever. Maybe I should try to hit it come to think of it. Thanks Ryan!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
When a female in labor makes the final push to get the baby out, but lays a fart so long and loud it measures on the Richter scale.
Jesus, while Melissa was in labor with our son Jake and she made the final push to get him out, she dropped the loudest fart that had to measure on the Richter scale. It may have been the first ever Birthquake!
by Tee Cee Deez March 01, 2020
I was talking with Mike and Glen about Janet’s schedule this week, and apparently she’s in the Brotation for Glen on TuesdayThursdsy and Mike Saturday/Sunday. I guess she will be in the Brotation for me on Monday/ Wednesday, and maybe she will get Friday off.
by Tee Cee Deez May 12, 2021
An individual of not necessarily of Caucasian ethnicity but has the tendencies of one, that at times acts like a total cunt.
Jesus, I don’t know what’s gotten into Mike, but he’s acting like a total Cuntcasian. You’d think with the way he acts he was born into an ultra wealthy family from Beverly Hills. This cheesedick is from Seattle, not Bellevue.
by Tee Cee Deez April 05, 2023
My buddy Ted was in the hospital, on a respirator due to the covid virus. Fortunately, he made a full recovery and he was telling me there were an abundance of Covidlicious doctors and nurses working there. That son of a bitch was on his deathbed, hitting on the females, and here I am healthy unable to get laid!I’m guessing they threw a catheter in him and saw he was Horsedickulous. You’re an asshole Ted!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Donglirious is a state a person has fallen into when they have had either to much or have had access to zero dong at all, resulting in the subject becoming delirious.
Man oh man, did you hear about Alicia? I guess Barry was dishing her the dong all weekend long, and as a result she became Donglirious and had to miss work. Of all the things you can miss work for in today’s age, she’s missing it due to a serious intake of the old third leg. Sad and yet beautiful at the same time.
by Tee Cee Deez March 15, 2020