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I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. He’s got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said it’s been 6 months since he’s been dismantled, and 7 months since he’s Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Get the Canscapemug. Rita said she was in the baby making window, and boy was she in luck, I bombed her with my Load Bearing Balls.
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019
Get the Load Bearing Ballsmug. Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
Get the Rectum Relievermug. Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Get the Cream of the Cockmug. Well, I’ve now heard it all. Apparently Keith went to the midget tossing competition, and this little guy named Otto won. I guess Otto was so excited, he ripped his clothes off and what was hiding underneath? A 12 inch Sidewalk Scraper. Keith said he was a little devastated with the load, not very big at all. He said the Dong to ball ratio wasn’t right, but the girth of the old clamslammer made up for it!
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
Get the Sidewalk Scrapermug. Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.
So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( I’m not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.
by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021
Get the Mule Bunkermug. Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,
So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.
by Tee Cee Deez September 12, 2020
Get the Five Knuckle Suckle Shufflemug.