Three days ago, I had a blind date with a guy nicknamed Tiny. I’ve got to say, once we got back to his place and started getting after each other, his Clamslammer was anything but tiny.
by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
Get the Clamslammer mug.I was backed up severely and had tried every option I knew. My buddy Jeremy suggested a suppository, but I dated a girl who once stuck her finger in my ass and cut it severely due to her art of shitty Manicuring. I called my buddy Matt to see if her would put it in via Schlong, which he did and we decided to call it a Sclongpository. It felt better than I thought.
by Tee Cee Deez October 29, 2020
Get the Sclongpository mug.When two people are engaged in intercourse behind a fan and a male ejaculates into the fan which then causes the load to fly all throughout the room landing on the clowns who happen to be there.
Man I was at Hammers party this weekend watching some football when the Cum Carnival came into town and blasted myself and a few unsuspecting people in the face, shirt, and even poor Keith’s mouth. I think he opened his on purpose.
by Tee Cee Deez August 08, 2021
Get the Cum Carnival mug.Is a term used to describe an individual that makes a female feel secure enough in the relationship that she decides to give him her bunghole virginity, and upon finishing the deal, is never heard from again, thus robbing her virgin ass.
I’m telling you right now, if I ever see that dickhead Ryan , I’m going to beat his ass. My best friend Shauna fell for this douche, and after a couple of months was persuaded by Ryan to take it in the ass. Turns out that Asshat was a Bunghole Bandit, and after robbing her of the sweet, innocent, pure, perfectly good ass, Shauna hasn’t been the same. She was going to marry the man she gave the brown nectar up to, but now it looks like she may be single forever. Maybe I should try to hit it come to think of it. Thanks Ryan!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Bunghole Bandit mug.When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.
I’m not sure what’s going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.
by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019
Get the Bunghole Bromance mug.Donglirious is a state a person has fallen into when they have had either to much or have had access to zero dong at all, resulting in the subject becoming delirious.
Man oh man, did you hear about Alicia? I guess Barry was dishing her the dong all weekend long, and as a result she became Donglirious and had to miss work. Of all the things you can miss work for in today’s age, she’s missing it due to a serious intake of the old third leg. Sad and yet beautiful at the same time.
by Tee Cee Deez March 15, 2020
Get the Donglirious mug.A term used to pass along your condolences to a slot player who had a Sando(shit sandwich) bonus round. A term typically passed along to Vegas Matt and E.J. when they had a Sando slot day.
I was watching Vegas Matt on YouTube and while he normally tears it up he was getting Sando after Sando bonus round, so in the comment section I sent my Sandolences. I hate when such good guys get totally Sandoed!
by Tee Cee Deez May 19, 2024
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