Cockmatosed

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma

I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Cramifications

The result of two dongs attempting to go into separate holes of a female, and in the process cram their dongs into the same hole.

My buddies Otto and Keith were attempting to hammer a girl, and as they were about to do some double penetrating, they ended up in the same hole and the cramifications from it resulted in them blowing loads on each others cock in the hole

by Tee Cee Deez March 03, 2020

Deadbeat

A term used to describe an individual that has an uncontrollable urge to masturbate deceased males.

I don’t know what’s gotten into Keith as of late, but he says he is a Deadbeat. Perplexed, I said I didn’t know you had kids. He said oh no, a deadbeat is someone who beats off the dead. Needless to say, I haven’t spoken with that sick, twisted, utterly disgusting bastard since. My God that is disgusting!

by Tee Cee Deez April 05, 2023

Bunghole Buffet

When an individual let’s you eat their ass out all day, any day, buffet style

Tina called me over to have a hard core sex session, or what I thought would be a sex session. Instead, Tina told me I was invited to the bunghole buffet. I asked what the fuck she was talking about, and she said I could eat her ass out all night. So I did, and it definitely didn’t taste like chicken.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

Broner

Is a term used to describe a situation where two guys get shitfaced, pass out in the same bed, and at some point end up spooning, and upon waking up realize the big spoon has a boner and it’s poking his bro.

I was talking to Austin this morning and apparently he and Otto had quite a night. Apparently, they got completely fucking hammered, passed out, spooned, which Austin was the little spoon, and woke up to Otto having a Broner. I said what the fuck is a Broner, and Austin said it’s when your bro gets a boner and the throbbing member ends up touching you in some capacity. Hopefully they don’t strike up a Bunghole Bromance.

by Tee Cee Deez March 18, 2020

Horsedick Hound

A female that has the uncanny ability to find the Horsedick in every crowd.

I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019

Covid Miscarriage Calves

A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.

My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!

by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023