Tasteless

1. Most commonly, a descriptive term for someone that is lacking in taste. Someone who lacks the ability to recognize things that are of a low-quality.

2. Can also refer to someone or something that lacks basic tact or decency.

3. In a literal sense, lacking any sort of flavor.

4. Michael Bay.
1. Joey's choices in crappy pop-music reveal him to be somewhat tasteless when it comes to entertainment.

2. The new comedy opening in theaters this week is rather tasteless, with some really mean-spirited displays of misogyny.

3. "Honey, those gluten-free rolls you bought me last week for my diet were almost completely tasteless!"

4. Michael Bay. Tasteless. 'Nuff said.
by TeddyStix October 02, 2014
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Money is no object

What rich assholes say to make it all the more clear that they're rich assholes.
Trust Fund Baby: "Father, I don't like the view from my hotel window... I can see a women's shelter and I refuse to acknowledge the existence of anyone less fortunate than we are."

Father: "Mmmm-yes. I shall buy the property tomorrow and have it closed forever so you don't have to think about its existence for the week we'll be staying here."

Trust Fund Baby: "Can we do that?"

Father: "Of course! Money is no object for us!"

Trust Fund Baby: "Thank you, father!"
by TeddyStix July 01, 2015
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studio plant

Someone who is allegedly paid off by the studio system to give films, television shows, albums, etc. positive feedback and/or glowing reviews on internet forums and websites. The purpose of this is to spread artificial positive word-of-mouth in order to generate publicity. Also commonly referred to as a "shill."

Or more commonly: A label used by trolls and haters on the internet in a misguided attempt to discredit people who disagree with their negative views on a film, television show, album, etc. Essentially, the troll/hater, unable to process the fact that someone might actually like the thing they hate so much, will accuse the person who disagrees with them of being a "studio plant" (following the definition above), even though it's basically never true. It's easier for their feeble minds to pretend that the other person was paid off by a big studio, rather than acknowledge their differing opinion.
Pete couldn't wait to write a review online for the new Schwarzenegger action movie, because he thought it was awesome! However, after posting his review, he was accused of being a "studio plant" by someone who didn't like the film.
by TeddyStix April 16, 2014
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IMDb

An acronym for "Internet Movie Database." A website with the intention of being a go-to for film enthusiasts who wish to research films, actors, directors, etc. And also have the opportunity to discuss those films and people on one of many thousand message boards available on the site.

However, even the best intentions could not save IMDb from the internet. It is now basically a breeding ground for trolls, pricks and lifeless douchebags who spend all day, every day fighting, bitching and annoying eachother on the message boards. It's pretty much impossible to have a decent, civilized conversation on IMDb anymore thanks to the fucktards who encompass 90% of its audience.

Other current problems with the site include:
-Films being massively downvoted by trolls and haters, meaning that most of the user-average scores on the site cannot be trusted anymore.
-An on-going witch hunt for so-called "studio plants." (people who have allegedly been paid by studios to give positive reviews to films) The problem is that because 90% of IMDb's audience is made of haters, if you even try to admit that you like a film, there's about a 50% chance you will be labeled a "studio plant." (Even if you obviously are not)
-People spending all-day, every-day asking if every male actor is gay or not on the message boards.
-Similarly, sad, lonely men pining away on just about every message board for every actress about how much they love them and want to bang them.
Joseph knew that IMDb would be able to answer his question about that one movie with Nathan Fillion a few years ago, but he didn't want to go to IMDb, because he knew the second he went on the message boards, he would get so angry he'd vomit.
by TeddyStix April 16, 2014
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Sober

1. A term most frequently used to describe someone's natural state without the consumption or influence of alcohol. (It can also more broadly be used to describe someone who is not under the influence of drugs, although this is a less-common use of the word.)

2. A metaphorical descriptive term than can be used to describe someone attaining a serious or sensible mental state, often after having a more carefree or unstable attitude. (Almost as if becoming sober after being drunk.) Generally described as being "sobering."

3. A slang term sometimes used to describe someone who is exceedingly boring or nit-picky. Or someone goes out of their way to display a lack of joy or an absence of fun.
1. Noel remained sober at the nightclub while her friends drank and partied, as she was the designated driver for the night.

2. His mother getting into a serious car-accident was a sobering experience for Ben, as he himself had been an unsafe driver up until that point, and he realized he needed to be more careful on the road.

3. Chris's overly sober attitude was becoming an issue at his workplace, especially after he tried to convince his supervisor to cancel a planned retirement party for a long-time co-worker because he thought it was a "waste of two hours we could otherwise be working."
by TeddyStix October 02, 2014
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The Archfiend

If the words "hypocrisy" and "prick" could be physically personified in a human being, it would be "The Archfiend."

A YouTube blogger who leeches off of other, far better internet personalities, The Archfiend is a parasitic douche-bag who makes videos where he "exposes" (aka, whines and cries like a toddler) what he feels are the misdeeds of other YouTube bloggers. This is quite amusing, because he ironically doesn't seem to understand that he is guilty of virtually everything he condemns others for doing. (Ex. He frequently takes cheap shots at other YouTube personalities for making money off of their videos even though he hypocritically does the exact same thing.)

He does this because it gets him lazy views. He'll make a video calling-out other YouTube users, and purposely post their names in his video titles and descriptions, so that way his videos pop up when people search for the users. It's a very cheap, deceptive way to score views, but he doesn't care. (Because he's a prick!)

He is also very easily butt-hurt, and rather than engaging people in proper debate or discussion, will block them from his channel and leave snarky replies to them. (Often replacing the S's in his responses with "$", to show that he's happy he made money off of their views... again showing that he's a hypocritical asshole.)

Sadly, his fans are just as bad as he is. Hopefully one day they will see the light, and see what a worthless, hypocritical, childish brat he is.
Sally knew better than to watch The Archfiends videos, because anyone with half-a-brain would realize that he's completely worthless and does not contribute anything in any capacity to anyone.
by TeddyStix April 15, 2014
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Freebie Guy

An incredibly annoying type of customer who goes into stores, restaurants, movie theaters or other establishments and harasses employees for free things and/or unwarranted discounts on merchandise.

This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)

If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.

The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
Brad: "Oh god, the Freebie Guy came back yesterday. He demanded $50 in store credit because he says he saw someone washing their hands in the bathroom, and saw them spill some water next to the sink, and he said it was a 'slipping hazard.' I checked, and there wasn't even any water on the floor of the bathroom. "
by TeddyStix December 28, 2014
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