yapnado

term used when someone's talking up such a storm the whirlwind of words doesn't even make sense anymore and they just damage your braincells, sometimes permanently
different levels exist, but generally every time someone devolves into a yapnado, it's always an EF5.
EF0: this yap sesh won't fucking stop
EF1: this guy is starting to make my head hurt + EF0
EF2: reversible cognitive damage from yapping
EF3: not so much reversible anymore
EF4: won't shut up, takes your topics and yaps about them too, feeds off of frustrated listeners
EF5: everything above plus the added bonus of permanent cognitive dysfunction and neuron scouring - the yap sesh is so bad your neurons actually undergo apoptosis

dude 1: yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
dude 2: have you even bothered to listen to him?
dude 3: no I already told NOAA we have an EF5 yapnado on the loose (dude 1: ...yap yap yap yap yap...)
dude 2: I need an iq test after this

by Tbblobnoern February 14, 2025

yapadoodle

An abnormally large poop. Seven cubic inches or larger, specifically.

Henry: I just took a yapadoodle.
Kara: Wow.. do you need to see a doctor?

by runbun08 September 11, 2021

Yapadoo

A large piece of poop, 8 inches -30 feet long.

Johnny bragged to his friends about his yapadoo.
The largest yapadoo ever recorded was 26 feet long.

by runbun08 November 12, 2020

yapadoo

A large poo, 8 inches - 30 feet long.

Johnny bragged to his friends about how he took a yapadoo the other day.
The largest yapadoo recorded was 26 feet long.

by runbun08 November 12, 2020

Yappadoodle

Alternative way to say yes and/or ok

EG;
Fred: wanna watch a movie
Tom: yappadoodle

by Bobbilia Jhones March 23, 2024

yappadoo

An extreme version of someone who “yaps”, but in a silly manner

- They are always yapping so much, they are such a yappadoo.
- When I’m at school, my friends and I are such yappadoo’s

by kkody September 15, 2024