Taylor's definitions

bittie

Meaning the breasts upon a woman's chest.

Man, that girl has some huge bitties.

by Taylor May 13, 2005

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

Spitch

a bitch ass mexican

You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil

by Taylor May 6, 2003

Debs

Once in a millenium a woman is born who is both beautiful and fun to tickle under a shady tree. The person I am talking about is of course the most eligible bachelorette in the Northern Hemisphere. A woman of both grace and Christian morals, she is held in the highest regard worldwide. She certainly is the human race's finest being.

When Debs walked onto the baseball field in her skimpy outfit, I creamed my pants.

by Taylor July 6, 2003

spoocose

the high concentration of glucose in spoo

I got my daily recommended value of spoo sucking Rick off last night.

by Taylor November 13, 2003

Pine Pony

when you feeling salty, or stupid,

"Awl man i just lost this game in spades", You on that Pine Pony.

by Taylor November 24, 2003