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Premonition

The para-psychological ability to see something in the future without it happening yet, most of the time it happens in one's dreams and one of the several real world extrasensory abilities.

Most people have this already if they have abnormal subconscious and psychological issues, but without any mental concentration or vividness of the mind, one rarely gets it. Those who are true full psychics or half psychics can cause them to happen more often.

Premonition is mostly dream-based (you can have them when you are awake too, but daydreaming at the same time.) and one does or cannot control them.

Unless you constantly meditate every day and know how to do so correctly of course, otherwise any parapsychological ESP like precognition and premonition are by accident in most normal humans.

People seldom remember dreams, they will not remember having the premonition or precognition unless they have an epiphany later on and remember having it at that moment.
Goku from Dragon Ball is shown to be capable of having ESP abilities.

Precognition and Premonition are examples. When he has bad dreams or nightmares, he has premonitions of villains that he has not personally seen yet.

When he has good dreams, he has precognition of the future, able to know what is going on without having to be personally there. This was proven when he was bed ridden with the Heart Virus and he claimed to know what was happening even if he wasn't conscious half the time.

He had a nightmare of two Saiyans (Nappa and Vegeta) attacking his wife and son in a filler episode, it was a premonition. That's how he was able to know what they looked like people!

Gohan, (Goku's Son) had a premonition of Cell in a nightmare, the one who bitchslapped Chi-Chi to death and stepped on her neck and one-shots Piccolo and steps on his head.

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Odd from the french anime: Code Lyoko, has precognition and premonitions often in the first season, most of the time it was Aelita, Yumi or Ulrich in danger.
by TanorFaux August 2, 2012
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nk

1. Not kidding! - Means the speaker is not kidding. It is the antonym of the acronym: Jk, which means just kidding. Therefore, Nk means that the speaker was not kidding instead of really kidding. Usually used as an insult or otherwise.

2. No kidding? - Means the respondent is asking if the speaker is not joking.

3. No Kissing. - Means the kind of thing you do not want your significant other, girlfriend or boyfriend to say during intimacy or otherwise
1.

Timothy: Your girlfriend is a freak...
Francis: Are you kidding?
Timothy: Nk.

2.
Francis: No kidding?
Timothy: I meant not kidding moron.

3.

Joan: Nk tonight...
Timothy: Why!!?
Joan: You have bad breathe sorry.
by TanorFaux June 17, 2013
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Ferrule

The protective point or knob on the far end of an umbrella, or parasol.
He jabbed the man in the neck with the ferrule of his umbrella. It was quite sharp, because his umbrella has a concealed blade in it.
by TanorFaux October 18, 2012
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Mall Shark

Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.

They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.

If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.

If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.

Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!

Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.

Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*

Manager: Oh Johnny...
by TanorFaux July 19, 2012
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Eargasm

1. To have an amazing sensation while listening to music, sounds and sometimes other people.

2. To have a sensation of water or blood coming out of your ears while listening to music, sounds or other people. Otorrhea-related Eargasm. Ear Discharge. Etc.
Tanor: Man, this ringing in my ear is giving me a serious eargasm...
Irona: You're not having an eargasm, there's just blood coming out of your ear.
Tanor: Oh...what do I do?
by TanorFaux July 10, 2012
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896

It means "I Love You!" in number code. Using the numbers above the first letter of each word. It is useful when you want to say "I love you" in a safe and not-as-awkward way. You just say '896'. If they understand the number code, they should say either:

'8962' or 8965'

If they understand it, but they do not love you, they say:

83696, meaning I do not love you. They can also say: 866, meaning "I hate you."
Guy responds to his girlfriend's last post: 896
Girl responds to his boyfriend: 896 2!!!

Guy responds to his ex-girlfriend: 896...
Ex responds to his ex-boyfriend: 83696!!
by TanorFaux April 30, 2014
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Out of your tree

When someone says something so outrageous and unbelievable, one may say "Are you out of your tree?" which means that the person is out of their mind on such an idea. The phrase originates from the popular Nintendo game, Animal Crossing.
Tanner: So what are you trying to do here?

Reil: I'm going to jump that shark tank on this here bike.

Tanner: Oh no, no, no! Are you out of your tree?! You can't hope to jump something like that on that thing. You may as well start jumping turtles before doing something so unbelievable.

Reil: But I jumped the turtles last week...
by TanorFaux August 26, 2012
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