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Dougalured

TO have your Manager support you, and make your work live easier
I had a terrible shift until I was dougalured.
by Tank August 11, 2006
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Tank

A person who has a large build; this may be someone who is tall and has a wide build, they are also people who have an incredible stregth.
that man is a Tank, he has just pulled down a fully grown tree only using his bare hands
by Tank April 2, 2015
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pretzel hate fuck

Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)
Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow

Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.

next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her
by Tank December 13, 2008
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j-o-o

Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew
Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!
by Tank February 19, 2003
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Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly
Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.
by Tank June 26, 2009
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wigga

Whitey who tries to Act Negro
Joe Daher, Eminem, Jonny B Bad, etc.
by Tank December 5, 2003
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TANK

da silly neGr0 who pizzeld your a$$.
by TANK May 25, 2003
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