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Five O'Clock Flair

The ginger, and/or daywalker, equivalent of of the five o'clock shadow. Instead of darkening the skin like it's brown or black counterpart, the five o'clock flair in fact lightens the skin, or renders it reddish/orangish.
Male (to daywalking friend): You've got quite the five o'clock shadow going on.

Daywalker (to male friend): Don't you mean five o'clock flair?
by TangClock April 16, 2009
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Turd of Shit

Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.
I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.
by TangClock July 29, 2009
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Project: Boyfriend

A project undertaken by a girl when she begins to date a guy in a lower "league" then herself on purpose. The stunned male, who is very good to this girl, is easily manipulated because he will never have sex so great again. The female then slowly changes the male into what she wants him to be by stopping him from doing certain things /wearing certain things that she does not like. This girls goal is to change the male into her dream man, who is everything she wants in a guy and is still waited on hand and foot. This is almost never the case though, as the guy will eventually realize what is happening, or notices that after these changes he can now go find a better girlfriend.
Did you see Rachel's new boyfriend Gus? He is disgusting! A total Project: Boyfriend.
by TangClock August 12, 2009
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no doot aboot it

A phrase replacing "no doubt about it" used when mocking Canadians. This phrase ironically is used mostly by Canadians mocking the stereotype. This is perhaps the reason why Canadians are mocked; creating a vicious cycle.
Bob: "That there snow sure is high, eh?"
Doug: "No doot aboot it, by. Soon there'll be too much to go ice fishing and seal clubbing, eh?"
by TangClock July 6, 2009
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220

Slang for the Canadian public intoxication fine. The fine is of $220, and can substitute for the fine. Can also be used if you are walking someone where intoxicated.
"Stop chasing those children Mike! You're gonna get a 220!"

"Our sober drive home just bailed on us. Wanna 220 it back to my place later?"
by TangClock April 28, 2010
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Green Tongue Plague

"Hey man! Did you have fun on St. Patty's Day?"
"I sure did bro. Me and the boys were HAMMERED!! I woke up naked on the 18th with the Green Tongue Plague!
by TangClock March 17, 2010
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Hero Factor

A factor that must never be forgotten during a public robbery. This is when a bystander, clerk, or other person tries to be a hero by pulling a knife, gun, or any other way of attacking the robber. The robber must never underestimate the hero factor, which could be deadly.
Are you kidding me!? You want to rob a GYM!? Don't forget the hero factor, my friend.
by TangClock August 23, 2009
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