Tablecloth_wanker's definitions

Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.

karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

granger papa

a green power ranger that also happens to be a papa

he is a granger papa thats why

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Lord ShatterHeart

The lord of breaking hearts

damn he really broke her heart. whats his name?
its lord shatterheart

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Butt coil cabinet

the best possible place to store your butt coils

quick! hide them in your butt coil cabinet

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Sheep intestine rewind

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove

oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Electric bear chair

an electric chair with bears carved into it

an electric bear chair is the best way of death

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table

Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020