Definitions by Tablecloth_wanker

DJ Salad 

A fresh garden salad made with the freshest veggies. Tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, bell peppers, shredded carrots and croutons. Once assembled, put DJ Khaled in a blender and shred him up finely until he is a desired consistency. Add a few spices to complete the mixture. Finally, pour the DJ Khaled dressing over the salad. Now you have a DJ Salad.

Employee: Welcome to Arby’s. What can I get you?
Customer: I’ve really been craving a DJ Salad lately. So, I’ll get that.

DJ Salad by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

Ham Hamma 

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.

1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.

Ham Hamma by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

pee

another word for urine

I need to go pee

pee by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.

Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.

Trout faced semen doctor by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

oochie highway 

One of the best places to drop off baby organs or your unwanted banana bread.

Hey do you happen to know where I can put my baby liver?
Yea. Bring it down to the oochie highway
Thanks!

oochie highway by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020

whore marmalade 

Someone who sleeps with obtuse amounts of people with the name chad, brad or paul but at the same time is sweet and cares about the people around them.

Susan is such a whore marmalade. I heard she slept with Chad Smith, Brad the cashier and your brother Paul. But afterwards she did talk to them about all of their daddy issues.

whore marmalade by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020

Bad boy Daniels 

A young immature boy by the name daniels. He is what comes to mind when you think of an innocent looking sexy bastard from the west. He has committed treason in many states and is on the run. Bad boy Daniels is known for wearing shades and a sexy black suit. Beware of him.

Make sure you’re home by 6pm sharp. Bad boy Daniels is on the loose.

Bad boy Daniels by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020