carcass pep rally

a pep rally that is attended only by dead bodies withabsolutely no soul
frank and jane went to the carcass pep rally last night. afterwards they drank ethanol
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granger papa

a green power ranger that also happens to be a papa
he is a granger papa thats why
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All out toaster war

when you are in the toaster isle with your friends and you launch toasters at each other until all players on the opposing team are dead
Mam im sorry your son has died due to an all out toaster war. im terribly sorry for your loss.
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Battlefront baby defender

a toddler put on the front lines of a war to defend
why is my daughter here?

oh, shes our battlefront baby defender
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Acid arm

the term for when your own arm melts due to acid being poured onto it. Afterwards your arm smells only like acid
"hey wanna go out tonight"
"sorry i cant. Karen gave me an acid arm"
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Ham Hamma

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.
1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.
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Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks
hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?
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