Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.

karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Acid arm

the term for when your own arm melts due to acid being poured onto it. Afterwards your arm smells only like acid

"hey wanna go out tonight"
"sorry i cant. Karen gave me an acid arm"

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

All out toaster war

when you are in the toaster isle with your friends and you launch toasters at each other until all players on the opposing team are dead

Mam im sorry your son has died due to an all out toaster war. im terribly sorry for your loss.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Vocal Cord Asteroid

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions

OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Semen beef challenge

a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up

try the semen beef challenge

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Emergency beer bulge

a backup bulge of beer

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

oochie highway

One of the best places to drop off baby organs or your unwanted banana bread.

Hey do you happen to know where I can put my baby liver?
Yea. Bring it down to the oochie highway
Thanks!

by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020