Lord ShatterHeart

The lord of breaking hearts

damn he really broke her heart. whats his name?
its lord shatterheart

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

Pork chop hanky panky

when pork chops get steamy in the bedroom

thats some pork chop hanky panky

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.

karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

Bad boy Daniels

A young immature boy by the name daniels. He is what comes to mind when you think of an innocent looking sexy bastard from the west. He has committed treason in many states and is on the run. Bad boy Daniels is known for wearing shades and a sexy black suit. Beware of him.

Make sure you’re home by 6pm sharp. Bad boy Daniels is on the loose.

by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020

Sheep intestine rewind

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove

oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

Opium Boulder phase 1

a HUGE boulder made of opium that is planning to be blown up by bad boy daniels. Once it explodes, everyone will die except for people with the name Stanley. So in conclusion, its a plan to have all of the Stanley's take over and rule the earth.

haven't you heard on the news? opium boulder phase 1 is set to happen tomorrow night!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

oochie highway

One of the best places to drop off baby organs or your unwanted banana bread.

Hey do you happen to know where I can put my baby liver?
Yea. Bring it down to the oochie highway
Thanks!

by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020