by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
Someone who sleeps with obtuse amounts of people with the name chad, brad or paul but at the same time is sweet and cares about the people around them.
Susan is such a whore marmalade. I heard she slept with Chad Smith, Brad the cashier and your brother Paul. But afterwards she did talk to them about all of their daddy issues.
by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020
A fresh garden salad made with the freshest veggies. Tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, bell peppers, shredded carrots and croutons. Once assembled, put DJ Khaled in a blender and shred him up finely until he is a desired consistency. Add a few spices to complete the mixture. Finally, pour the DJ Khaled dressing over the salad. Now you have a DJ Salad.
Employee: Welcome to Arby’s. What can I get you?
Customer: I’ve really been craving a DJ Salad lately. So, I’ll get that.
Customer: I’ve really been craving a DJ Salad lately. So, I’ll get that.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020