Definitions by Tablecloth_wanker

Sheep intestine rewind 

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove

oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind

Sheep intestine rewind by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Hawaiian beef casket 

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.

karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket

Hawaiian beef casket by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Electric bear chair 

an electric chair with bears carved into it

an electric bear chair is the best way of death

Electric bear chair by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table

Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.

naked table rat by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Acid arm 

the term for when your own arm melts due to acid being poured onto it. Afterwards your arm smells only like acid

"hey wanna go out tonight"
"sorry i cant. Karen gave me an acid arm"

Acid arm by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.

What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake

Granny Milkshake by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Baby Boomer meat locker 

a locker that contains the guts, muscle, and tissue of generation of the boomers

ok Tabitha is dead. Now what?
Put her remains in the Baby boomer meat locker

Baby Boomer meat locker by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020