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Bad boy Daniels

A young immature boy by the name daniels. He is what comes to mind when you think of an innocent looking sexy bastard from the west. He has committed treason in many states and is on the run. Bad boy Daniels is known for wearing shades and a sexy black suit. Beware of him.
Make sure you’re home by 6pm sharp. Bad boy Daniels is on the loose.
by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020
mugGet the Bad boy Danielsmug.

Sheep intestine rewind

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove
oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
mugGet the Sheep intestine rewindmug.

Rigatoni Hostage

when a rigatoni noodle holds someone hostage
yea thats a rigatoni hostage, i bet.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
mugGet the Rigatoni Hostagemug.

Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.
Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020
mugGet the Trout faced semen doctormug.

Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.
karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
mugGet the Hawaiian beef casketmug.

whore marmalade

Someone who sleeps with obtuse amounts of people with the name chad, brad or paul but at the same time is sweet and cares about the people around them.
Susan is such a whore marmalade. I heard she slept with Chad Smith, Brad the cashier and your brother Paul. But afterwards she did talk to them about all of their daddy issues.
by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020
mugGet the whore marmalademug.

Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.
What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
mugGet the Granny Milkshakemug.

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