Pork chop hanky panky

when pork chops get steamy in the bedroom

thats some pork chop hanky panky

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Battlefront baby defender

a toddler put on the front lines of a war to defend

why is my daughter here?

oh, shes our battlefront baby defender

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Lord ShatterHeart

The lord of breaking hearts

damn he really broke her heart. whats his name?
its lord shatterheart

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

grandmother heroin

the richest form of heroin found in any stock market or black market

Hey. You bring the money?
yea. you bring the grandmother heroin?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

whore marmalade

Someone who sleeps with obtuse amounts of people with the name chad, brad or paul but at the same time is sweet and cares about the people around them.

Susan is such a whore marmalade. I heard she slept with Chad Smith, Brad the cashier and your brother Paul. But afterwards she did talk to them about all of their daddy issues.

by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020

Hot shot pregnancy regeneration

i have no idea. just please get this published

i have no idea. just please get hot shot pregnancy regeneration published

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

DJ Salad

A fresh garden salad made with the freshest veggies. Tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, bell peppers, shredded carrots and croutons. Once assembled, put DJ Khaled in a blender and shred him up finely until he is a desired consistency. Add a few spices to complete the mixture. Finally, pour the DJ Khaled dressing over the salad. Now you have a DJ Salad.

Employee: Welcome to Arby’s. What can I get you?
Customer: I’ve really been craving a DJ Salad lately. So, I’ll get that.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020