Semen beef challenge

a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up
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Peanut scream fest

a yearly event occurring in April, the peanut scream fest is a festival that, of course, has peanuts, peanut butter and other peanut products sold at various stands. On the last day of this 3 day event, there is a competition in which contestants scream at the top of their lungs at pile of peanuts. The winner receives a cash prize.
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Rigatoni Hostage

when a rigatoni noodle holds someone hostage
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naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table
Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.
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pee

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Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.
What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake
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Butt coil cabinet

the best possible place to store your butt coils
quick! hide them in your butt coil cabinet
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