Tablecloth_wanker's definitions

Butt coil cabinet

the best possible place to store your butt coils

quick! hide them in your butt coil cabinet

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Sheep intestine rewind

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove

oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Electric bear chair

an electric chair with bears carved into it

an electric bear chair is the best way of death

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table

Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Acid arm

the term for when your own arm melts due to acid being poured onto it. Afterwards your arm smells only like acid

"hey wanna go out tonight"
"sorry i cant. Karen gave me an acid arm"

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.

What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Opium Boulder phase 1

a HUGE boulder made of opium that is planning to be blown up by bad boy daniels. Once it explodes, everyone will die except for people with the name Stanley. So in conclusion, its a plan to have all of the Stanley's take over and rule the earth.

haven't you heard on the news? opium boulder phase 1 is set to happen tomorrow night!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020