Tablecloth_wanker's definitions

Acid arm

the term for when your own arm melts due to acid being poured onto it. Afterwards your arm smells only like acid

"hey wanna go out tonight"
"sorry i cant. Karen gave me an acid arm"

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.

What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Opium Boulder phase 1

a HUGE boulder made of opium that is planning to be blown up by bad boy daniels. Once it explodes, everyone will die except for people with the name Stanley. So in conclusion, its a plan to have all of the Stanley's take over and rule the earth.

haven't you heard on the news? opium boulder phase 1 is set to happen tomorrow night!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Baby Boomer meat locker

a locker that contains the guts, muscle, and tissue of generation of the boomers

ok Tabitha is dead. Now what?
Put her remains in the Baby boomer meat locker

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

All out toaster war

when you are in the toaster isle with your friends and you launch toasters at each other until all players on the opposing team are dead

Mam im sorry your son has died due to an all out toaster war. im terribly sorry for your loss.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Vocal Cord Asteroid

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions

OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Honda Civic Musical Theater

Musical theater performed by the one and only honda civic community.

hey mom, tomorrow i am going to watch some Honda Civic Musical Theater with schelly

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020