Definitions by Tablecloth_wanker

Opium Boulder phase 1 

a HUGE boulder made of opium that is planning to be blown up by bad boy daniels. Once it explodes, everyone will die except for people with the name Stanley. So in conclusion, its a plan to have all of the Stanley's take over and rule the earth.

haven't you heard on the news? opium boulder phase 1 is set to happen tomorrow night!

Opium Boulder phase 1 by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

All out toaster war 

when you are in the toaster isle with your friends and you launch toasters at each other until all players on the opposing team are dead

Mam im sorry your son has died due to an all out toaster war. im terribly sorry for your loss.

All out toaster war by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Vocal Cord Asteroid 

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions

OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID

Vocal Cord Asteroid by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Honda Civic Musical Theater 

Musical theater performed by the one and only honda civic community.

hey mom, tomorrow i am going to watch some Honda Civic Musical Theater with schelly

Honda Civic Musical Theater by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

father rice cake 

the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.

honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.

father rice cake by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

carcass pep rally 

a pep rally that is attended only by dead bodies withabsolutely no soul

frank and jane went to the carcass pep rally last night. afterwards they drank ethanol

carcass pep rally by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

horse glucose hoarder 

a thief who steals glucose from horses using a syringe and hoards it for no apparent use.

Catch him! hes that horse glucose hoarder

horse glucose hoarder by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020