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Baby Boomer meat locker 

a locker that contains the guts, muscle, and tissue of generation of the boomers
ok Tabitha is dead. Now what?
Put her remains in the Baby boomer meat locker

All out toaster war 

when you are in the toaster isle with your friends and you launch toasters at each other until all players on the opposing team are dead
Mam im sorry your son has died due to an all out toaster war. im terribly sorry for your loss.

Vocal Cord Asteroid 

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions
OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID

Honda Civic Musical Theater 

Musical theater performed by the one and only honda civic community.
hey mom, tomorrow i am going to watch some Honda Civic Musical Theater with schelly

father rice cake 

the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.
honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.

carcass pep rally 

a pep rally that is attended only by dead bodies withabsolutely no soul
frank and jane went to the carcass pep rally last night. afterwards they drank ethanol

horse glucose hoarder 

a thief who steals glucose from horses using a syringe and hoards it for no apparent use.
Catch him! hes that horse glucose hoarder