Tablecloth_wanker's definitions

Battlefront baby defender

a toddler put on the front lines of a war to defend

why is my daughter here?

oh, shes our battlefront baby defender

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Emergency beer bulge

a backup bulge of beer

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Semen beef challenge

a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up

try the semen beef challenge

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Pork chop hanky panky

when pork chops get steamy in the bedroom

thats some pork chop hanky panky

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Hot shot pregnancy regeneration

i have no idea. just please get this published

i have no idea. just please get hot shot pregnancy regeneration published

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Icicle sheep tower

a tower where only the finest sheep can live

yea, jeff lives in that icicle sheep tower

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

baby notebook shredder

a small child who has a severe addiction to eating spiral notebooks

yea, his son is a baby notebook shredder.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020