Tablecloth_wanker's definitions

Sheep intestine rewind

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove

oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Bad boy Daniels

A young immature boy by the name daniels. He is what comes to mind when you think of an innocent looking sexy bastard from the west. He has committed treason in many states and is on the run. Bad boy Daniels is known for wearing shades and a sexy black suit. Beware of him.

Make sure you’re home by 6pm sharp. Bad boy Daniels is on the loose.

by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020

Pork chop hanky panky

when pork chops get steamy in the bedroom

thats some pork chop hanky panky

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Battlefront baby defender

a toddler put on the front lines of a war to defend

why is my daughter here?

oh, shes our battlefront baby defender

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Icicle sheep tower

a tower where only the finest sheep can live

yea, jeff lives in that icicle sheep tower

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Ham Hamma

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.

1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

All out toaster war

when you are in the toaster isle with your friends and you launch toasters at each other until all players on the opposing team are dead

Mam im sorry your son has died due to an all out toaster war. im terribly sorry for your loss.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020