TZ's definitions

Totenkopf

German word for 'skull'.

Literal translation: Death's Head.

Name of a Waffen SS Division of Nazi Germany during The Second World War.

The Totenkopf Division was sent in to reinforce the front.

by TZ June 19, 2003

brown snarf

When your spraying hot diarrhea in someones mouth and they laugh, causing it to come out of their nose.

Dude, whats up with your mom? She keeps begging me to give her a brown snarf.

by TZ January 20, 2006

Pigbark

The crispy crust that forms on the outer layer of smoked pork products (i.e. babyback ribs, pig butt & pork loin). If prepared properly, pig bark is without a doubt the best part of a pig.

"Mmmmm.... Pig Bark"

"Yo Matt, rip me off a piece of pig bark!"

"You crushed those ribs TZ, but are you gonna eat your pig bark?"

"Check it out, I peeled off all of the pigbark from the pork butt and made myself a pigbark sandwich"

by TZ April 14, 2009

brownicure

When your wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips. This causes your hand to plundge into your poop shoot and covers your fingers with warm chocolate fudge.

"DUDE! Your toilet paper Sucks!! I just gave myself a brownicure!!!"

by TZ October 9, 2005

Mad Cow Disease

An Alcoholic Shot containing half Hennessy, and half Worcestershire Sauce (preferably Lea & Perrins.)

After you shoot it, your throat feels like it's going to be really harsh, but it doesn't. It nicely goes away, leaving you craving more mad cow disease.

Yo, grab the lea & perrins and the Henne, I wanna do a shot of mad cow disease!

by TZ November 28, 2004

puerto rican lane change

Switching 2 or more lanes at once while driving on a highway or multiple lane road.

Lamey McLamerton: "DUDE theres our exit 23 lanes over, and your in the far left lane during rush hour!!!"

TZ: "Watch this, i'll pull the best puerto rican lane change you've ever seen"

by TZ February 25, 2005

prostate balloon

When your assfucking a girl, and she farts. The stank-ass fart goes up your dickhole and into your prostate, inflating it like a balloon.

I knew I should'nt have gotten her a second helping at taco bell... that bitch gave me the worst prostate balloon ive ever had!

by TZ January 7, 2005