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mortalis

A homosexual residing in mississauga, on. thoroughly enjoys oral sex, both giving and recieving from the same sex.
that guy is a flaming mortalis.
by tyler August 13, 2003
mugGet the mortalismug.

jumper

"Then when the green light turned on, the command was given, "Go!" One by one, each jumper leaped from the plane, trying to stay as close to the guy in front of him as possible. Our plane was traveling at 120 mph and every second lost between jumpers meant about 176 feet of separation between landing sites and comrades."
by Tyler December 15, 2003
mugGet the jumpermug.

sandstrom

People who make millions and have sex with hot blondes
by Tyler June 30, 2003
mugGet the sandstrommug.

J.J. Redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's one of the best shooters in basketball history.
A: You know who sucks at basketball?
B: J.J. Redick, and not only does he suck, he likes to pick his nose.
by Tyler April 25, 2005
mugGet the J.J. Redickmug.

ltwt

abbreviation of "Lightweight," it was a term used in the sport of rowing (crew) for male rowers under 150lbs, or female rowers under 130lbs
Ltwt 4 took 2nd place in their heat
by Tyler December 21, 2004
mugGet the ltwtmug.

pion

under paid bitch
im just an under paid pion
by tyler May 2, 2003
mugGet the pionmug.

Pocket Jesus

A mini Jesus Christ, very simple. Blessing's in the front of ones pants.
by Tyler November 17, 2004
mugGet the Pocket Jesusmug.

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