shlark

the line that runs along the middle of one's ball sack

My shlark is 3 1/2 inches.

by Tyler December 14, 2003

cut

pussy; vaginal extravagance; the part between a girls legs

i want to bend that girl over, put it in her butt, and wax her cut

by Tyler January 22, 2004

Toe Chart

Tedious and Overly Evil chart. Used in many stupid Visual Basic classes to "draw" the program before you begin writing the program. Very useless. Used only by complete idiots.

dont forget to do your Toe Chart

by Tyler November 19, 2004

monarch

The coolest damn band ever. And the coolest people ever. Tom and Tyler love them taxes.

Wow, monarch is such a kick-ass band.
Lets go do our taxes.
I just bought a huge bag of taxes.
Wanna do taxes in a joint or a bong?

by tyler January 31, 2005

rollay

what comes out when you type to fast and you mean to type royally but rollay comes out.

i rollay screwed up this sentence

by tyler April 2, 2004

mop

Shorthand for Master Of Puppets the best metallica album and IMO their best song

sweet mop is playing

by tyler February 10, 2005

Randy Orton

A untalented wreslter who can't wrestle for crap. Whishes he was as good as everyone else. In a non staged acutall match Benoit would beat the holy shit out of him. BTW Orton fans.....13-0 ;)

Orton: I am a legend killer!!

Foley: You can meet me in the parking lot after tonights show is over so we can settle this.
Undertaker: You can wrestle for shit

by Tyler April 5, 2005