TV CAR's definitions
A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.
by TV CAR May 30, 2010
Get the In a shocking turn of eventsmug. A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.
by TV CAR April 8, 2010
Get the Lawn Mowingmug. The term used most often when one of your tool friends asks you to help the lift something very heavy. The term means lifting said object would cause your stones to blow out their bag from the strain of lifting said heavy object, and in turn fuck your situation all up.
Scott : Yo holmes, you think you can swing over to my crib and help me carry a 400 pound safe from my second floor to the basement?
Tony : Fuck you, I'll blow my nuts out!
Tony : Fuck you, I'll blow my nuts out!
by TV CAR March 19, 2010
Get the Blow my nuts outmug. A common way of saying that one is honest with other people as with thyne self. Another spin on said phrase in that you are always correct and true in your said honesty. The phrase has been seeming to spread like wild fire or a flaming case of herpes at A.A. meetings. One tool says this stupid phrase and everyone starts saying it, like the mother fucker just started some new fad and everyone was to get on the bandwagon.
Tool 1 : Since I've been coming here I have learned to become more honest, you know cash register honest. Now just your normal basic honest will no longer due.
Tool 2 : Amen to that, I feel the same way.
Dude : What the fuck does cash register honest even mean, you two are fuckin retarted.
Tool 2 : Amen to that, I feel the same way.
Dude : What the fuck does cash register honest even mean, you two are fuckin retarted.
by TV CAR March 25, 2010
Get the Cash register honestmug. When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".
Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.
Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?
Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.
girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.
example 2
guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?
guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!
Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?
Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.
girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.
example 2
guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?
guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!
by TV CAR March 6, 2010
Get the Suck a dickmug. This is when nothing else matters only the game at hand. One must block out everything else and focus on the game. A true athlete can do this to elevate his play,and crush his weaker opponent. This idea was also what born the song by motorhead "Time to play the game".
by TV CAR March 6, 2010
Get the Time to play the gamemug. This term is used to describe someone who is very soft. You would use the term to describe an athlete who milks an injury that most people would just shrug off. Take for example a hockey player who lays on the ice like he just got hit by a freight train,when he only got a good check.
Hockey player 1: Why is mike laying out on the ice? He hardly got hit.
Hockey player 2: He's sunbathing butter!
Hockey player 2: He's sunbathing butter!
by TV CAR March 8, 2010
Get the Sunbathing Buttermug.