Definitions by TV CAR
Rachet jaw
A person who will not shut the fuck up,and is just blabbering out mindless dribble. This person just talks about nothing or weaves yarns that just go on endlessly, it's like they have to hear themselves talk. These people may often be refered to as longwinded assholes.
dude 1: That speaker really went on and on at the meeting tonite.
dude 2: Sure did, he was a real rachet jaw.
dude 2: Sure did, he was a real rachet jaw.
Rachet jaw by TV CAR April 10, 2010
Longwinded
A person who has little to say, but takes forever to explain it. Can also be used to describe a person who tells a story that seems to go on forever even though is has very little substance.
dude 1: Man I just saw scott and he told me the story about his trip to jamacia, he went on forever about it.
dude 2: I hear that, he's one longwinded asshole.
dude 2: I hear that, he's one longwinded asshole.
Longwinded by TV CAR April 10, 2010
Lawn Mowing
A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.
Lawn Mowing by TV CAR April 8, 2010
Pipe Smoker
Pipe Smoker by TV CAR April 8, 2010
That's Gold
To describe something or a situation that is classic and/or priceless, like the ability of gold to stand the test of time and hold value. The term can be used to describe some epic adventure, great conquest,or just as a sarcastic remark to someone to patronize them.
dude: I slammed that hot redhead from the bar last nite.
dudes friend: That's gold!
example 2
tool : I just put a spoiler on the back my cavalier, it's so cool!
dude: Yeah that's gold.
dudes friend: That's gold!
example 2
tool : I just put a spoiler on the back my cavalier, it's so cool!
dude: Yeah that's gold.
That's Gold by TV CAR April 8, 2010
Needer
A person you know who you only see when they need something, be it a favor or help with something. These people will always call and start off with some beating around the bush idle bullshitting, and then they slip in the "oh by the way I need......". Everone knows at least one asshole like this, it is a burden we must all carry.
lance: That pain in the ass hank stopped by today.
frank : What that tool want?
lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!
frank: He's a real needer
frank : What that tool want?
lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!
frank: He's a real needer
Can't see the forest through the trees.
This term means someone is so simple minded that they can't figure out the simplest problems. Their minds are like great big empty voids of any kind of logical thought. This is why even though the can see the trees their simple minds can't grasp that's the forest.
Ray : Did you see that guy trying to change his flat tire, it took him an at least an hour.
Tony :That guy can't see the forest through the trees.
Tony :That guy can't see the forest through the trees.
Can't see the forest through the trees. by TV CAR March 29, 2010