This term means someone is so simple minded that they can't figure out the simplest problems. Their minds are like great big empty voids of any kind of logical thought. This is why even though the can see the trees their simple minds can't grasp that's the forest.
Ray : Did you see that guy trying to change his flat tire, it took him an at least an hour.
Tony :That guy can't see the forest through the trees.
Tony :That guy can't see the forest through the trees.
by TV CAR March 30, 2010
A nickname for someone who has alot of gas, and is always farting and stinkin up the joint. A common problem for those who like to frequent White Castles and eat sliders. This is also the name of some stupid actor from england, who is some tall queer who does these retarted comedy sketches that are as far from funny as pluto is from the sun.
by TV CAR March 20, 2010
To describe something or a situation that is classic and/or priceless, like the ability of gold to stand the test of time and hold value. The term can be used to describe some epic adventure, great conquest,or just as a sarcastic remark to someone to patronize them.
dude: I slammed that hot redhead from the bar last nite.
dudes friend: That's gold!
example 2
tool : I just put a spoiler on the back my cavalier, it's so cool!
dude: Yeah that's gold.
dudes friend: That's gold!
example 2
tool : I just put a spoiler on the back my cavalier, it's so cool!
dude: Yeah that's gold.
by TV CAR April 09, 2010
When a person who seems to be or acts like he's a bad ass, turns out to be a scared little cry baby girl when it's time to step up to the plate and ride a roller coaster. The said person will come up with all kinds of bullshit reasons why they can't ride, like health,back problems, or they have a headache or some other crock of shit. When the real reason is they are just great big scared babies, who are afraid of roller coasters.
I went to Kennywood and some roller coaster baby was bitching his back hurt, when it was time to ride the Phantoms Revenge.
by TV CAR March 17, 2010
A Urban Dictionary editor who refuses to publish most if not all abbreviations, feeling they are stupid and overtaking the dctionary. This person thinks enough abbreviations like WTF,LOL and FTW are in the dictionary and if you see the other ones you can figure there stupid meaning out for yourself.
Mike :I keep tryin to get MMVWH published in the urban dictionary,but it keeps gettin shut down.
Tony : Looks an abbrevinator is shuttin you down.
Tony : Looks an abbrevinator is shuttin you down.
by TV CAR March 27, 2010
A term used to describe a person in the rooms of AA or NA that has trouble stringing any long stretchs of sobriety together. These people seem to have trouble giving their will and lives over to a GOD of their understanding, hence their many relapses. In some circles these people may be call " Jack the slipper ", which is both stupid and unfunny.
Dude 1: That new guy at the meeting said he just relapsed for the fifth time this year.
Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.
Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.
by TV CAR July 15, 2010
This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.
Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*
Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.
Tony: yep
Skippy : Eating some pizza.
Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?
Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.
Tony: yep
Skippy : Eating some pizza.
Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?
by TV CAR March 21, 2010