TOm's definitions

sticky keys

when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook

I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys

by tom December 20, 2003

retard

1. A person with a mental deficiency
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

by Tom September 17, 2003

stoner

A person who smokes marijuana on a frequent basis. Unlike drinkers, who so often label stoners as leeches on society, stoners are quiet, friendly types who keep themselves to themselves and are not confrontational or loud/obnoxious in any way.

"I'm a stoner and I'm damn proud of it"

by Tom October 9, 2005

Panamanian

One of the most modern country in central America. Over 90% of the population can read and alot of people speak enlgish. Some of the most educated central american people. I would say infact the most. We dont come from the Tortilla Taco tribe...

Are you guys going to Panama to do some banking.

by tom June 22, 2004

Rockland

A bastardized version of Westchester. Very ugly county, rather uncool place to hail from. Hates being called 'Upstate New York' even though it is.

Anything north of lower westchester is upstate if your from Eastchester.

by Tom January 8, 2004

starbucks

Starbucks, also known as, crack for rich people.

Junkie 1: Dude, my drug dealer got shot yesterday. What am I going to do?
Junkie 2: Lets go to Starbucks and get a Mocha.
Junkie 1: No there's no way I could afford that.
Junkie 2: I guess you'll just have to stick to inhaling cans of computer Dust-off again.

by Tom May 13, 2005

Parksnine

An obsession of the number nine that is completely uncontrollable to the point that you can't life without nine.

Yo, you crazy bitch, stop with the parksnine and lets get goin

by Tom October 22, 2004