TOm's definitions

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

by Tom March 21, 2005

churchie

a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer

Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle

by tom December 4, 2004

Dilly Whack

To strike an opponent, or unsuspecting victim in the face with one's penis

That bastard stole my money, so I dilly whacked him while he was sleeping.

by Tom December 7, 2004

GQ

smooth, sleek, suave, sexy, dressed nice, turn da ladies on jus by winkin... EXAMPLE: JAMES BOND.. sorta... u get da idea tho rite?

can b used as a noun or a verb..

mang.. u so damn GQ...

by tom July 20, 2004

up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004

dew point

the barometric pressure and humidity around your balls and ass

wow, my dew point is at a 100% down there,
a down right rain forest.

by tom February 17, 2005

griff

no definition required, will be dead in the next couple of weeks due to drug overdose

a fucked up drug cunt

by tom March 8, 2003