TONY's definitions

Laredo

Ghetto-ass town nice place to leave

Worse than compton

Puros nacos incluyendo me a mi

Mother in law: so were is he from?
Wife: Laredo
Mother in law: you need a divorce

Boss: Where are you from?
Employee: Laredo
Boss: your fired

Guy1: Adonde vas?
Guy2: Laredo
Guy1: pinche naco

by Tony July 17, 2006

purposelessnessist

In the 21st century, two men, generically named Tony and Jack, realised their lives were unlike those whom surrounded them. Tireless efforts to endure through life's many battles, only one name came with no surprise, to describe their such lives.

They are simply, profoundly, whom have no purpose when alive, nor purpose when deceased, the un-cared for, the un-needed nor wanted, the purposelessnessist.

When one realises they have no purpose in life and no one cares about one and vice-versa

by Tony July 17, 2006

Clinton Road

A deserted and dangerous road located off Route 23 in West Milford, NJ. This place has become infamous due to the strange activity which occurs at night. This includes satanic cults, kkk gatherings, ghost sightings, and some kind of hell hound.

Beware, don't go on Clinton Road at night.

by Tony July 17, 2006

no handed clap

the no handed clap is where a male is wearing loose pants or shorts and thrusts his hips as to make his balls smack on his legs

I did the no handed clap on the stage at school.

by Tony July 17, 2006

home skillet

a scary ass ghetto ass nigga
an ebonic name for "friend or friendly acquaintance"

whats the deal homeskillet?

by tony June 26, 2006

porchmonkey

i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.

by tony June 26, 2006

lunix

an "open source" meal. (ie. free lunch)

i hope a drug rep provides lunix.

by Tony June 26, 2006