Definitions by TOM

Kling-ons 

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

Kling-ons by ToM August 2, 2003

Tae kwon do 

Tae - To strike with the foot
Kwon - To destroy with the fist
Do - The art / way of...

The Korean art of kicking and punching - which would kick your arse.

Tae kwon do by Tom August 2, 2003

Shamo Mother Fucker 

This word is used as a greeting to anyone, esp. frinds.

"Shamo, Mother Fucker!"

Shamo Mother Fucker by Tom July 29, 2003

chezzuz 

This is used instead of "Jesus" in a sentance. It is a mixtured of shock and disgust. It is usually followed with the turning on the persons head.

Tom- "I love you man!"
Chris- "Chezzuz!"

chezzuz by Tom July 29, 2003

plz 

A male, usually in his early twenties, who has a constant look of depression/boredom/apathy. The plz also usually has a Fred Durst goatee, some kind of necklace or bracelet, and a really shitty attitude.

I saw a bunch of plzs when I went to Ohio University, they were drinking Natty Light.

plz by Tom July 28, 2003

tutiberg

haha i broke ur nose

tutiberg by tom July 24, 2003

pandy 

A quiet, clean looking, rosie-cheeked, cherubic young male with no facial hair who has yet to realise that he is possibly very queer

I think you should date me Susan becaus frankly I think Greg's a little pandy.

pandy by Tom July 17, 2003