TOM's definitions

duzak's pack

mr. duzak's gigantic penis and testicles while inside his pants make duzak's pack.

duzak's pack is so fucking big

by tom January 31, 2005

clot

one who sticks dick in vacum cleaner and becomes stuck for all eternity

Thomas likes to clot all day and when hes done he brings the vacume to the repair shop.

by tom February 19, 2003

Aw4G63

3. Horrible spelling skills.

awd4g63* your* you're* there* their* they're* etc...

by Tom January 6, 2004

Shamo Mother Fucker

This word is used as a greeting to anyone, esp. frinds.

"Shamo, Mother Fucker!"

by Tom July 29, 2003

put that in your pipe and smoke it

Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.

Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.

Step 2: smoke it.

It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.

Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"

Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Person 1: "I still don't understand."

by Tom March 30, 2005

Quief

A pussy fart

Bitch did u just fart?
No wen im fucking sometimes my pussy farts

by tom May 30, 2003

Bitch dick

1. A persion that has an abnormally small penis.

2. A dumb fuck

Shut the fuck up bitch dick.

by Tom January 24, 2003