TOM's definitions

sidewinders

noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.

"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"

by Tom September 23, 2005

Stink

The anus of a male or female human being. Usually used in conjunction with sexual intercourse.

Gary gave her one in the stink.

by Tom December 19, 2004

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.

See previous example

by Tom March 29, 2005

blaikie

To do a dance with the use of your bottom, otherwise known as your Booty. To shake it in a sexual manner. to shake yo booty

Your mother just did a blaikie right in front of my face after shaking her tic tacs at me.

by Tom January 5, 2005

Bukakkalypse

The end of the world by bukkake.

Some believe that at some point in the future, God's will be revealed to a certain privileged few. A giant ejaculation will be released upon the unpriviliged masses and they will drown in a flood of semen, their sins being washed away by God's man-love.

Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her. Behold the bukakkalypse.

Revelation 18:20

by Tom December 21, 2007

Score!

An enthusiastic word followed by a meager attempt to converse with an uninterested potential mate.

Mark: How are you doing today mam?
Mam: "Shut up and do your job!"
Mark: SCORE!

by Tom March 19, 2003

don

The leader of a gang, particularly in Mafia terms.

"I eat bananas with cherry sauce."

by Tom December 24, 2003