TOM's definitions

tense

When something is either amazing or something is really bad.

eg1- That party was Tesnse!
eg2- jon:im grounded
steve:ohhh thats tense!

by tom April 8, 2005

urwin

A tall and incredibly handsome teenager, with an uncanny ability for both playing the guitar and pimping hoes.

Jeez have you seen Jackie over there with that right "urwin"

by TOM August 1, 2004

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

by Tom March 5, 2004

bainspiration

A special type of inspiration.

Today's bainspiration is: "Drive past nine, she's fine"

by Tom June 19, 2006

chuckalicious

A term used when a person named Chuck decides to get nekked.

Chuck is simply, chuckalicious!

by Tom March 17, 2003

battyholepuncher

A Battyholepuncher is a faggot type male that shoves his erect penis in another males batty willing or not!

Soupeh you Battyholepuncher!! Take your cock out of Ding's Batty!

by Tom January 2, 2005

nirvana

Now-defunct three-piece band formed sometime in the Eighties. Famous hits include 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and 'Come As You Are'.

by Tom September 13, 2003