TOM's definitions

put that in your pipe and smoke it

Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.

Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.

Step 2: smoke it.

It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.

Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"

Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Person 1: "I still don't understand."

by Tom March 30, 2005

Seb Lefebvre

1) Hot Guitarist
2)French-Canadian
3) Likes Soda, not pop.
4) Good kisser
5) HE IS SESSY AND HE WINS

Tom Gryskiewicz likes Seb Lefebvre

by Tom December 14, 2003

duzak's pack

mr. duzak's gigantic penis and testicles while inside his pants make duzak's pack.

duzak's pack is so fucking big

by tom January 31, 2005

squirral

a person who works hard for a living or hard at school but dosen't display it

yo he act like a dumb bastard but you seen his grades, maan dat fool a squirral

by tom November 11, 2003

Bitch dick

1. A persion that has an abnormally small penis.

2. A dumb fuck

Shut the fuck up bitch dick.

by Tom January 24, 2003

Quief

A pussy fart

Bitch did u just fart?
No wen im fucking sometimes my pussy farts

by tom May 30, 2003

Shamo Mother Fucker

This word is used as a greeting to anyone, esp. frinds.

"Shamo, Mother Fucker!"

by Tom July 29, 2003