TOM's definitions

knobulate

to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.

James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"

by tom January 17, 2004

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

by Tom March 5, 2004

urwin

A tall and incredibly handsome teenager, with an uncanny ability for both playing the guitar and pimping hoes.

Jeez have you seen Jackie over there with that right "urwin"

by TOM August 1, 2004

tense

When something is either amazing or something is really bad.

eg1- That party was Tesnse!
eg2- jon:im grounded
steve:ohhh thats tense!

by tom April 8, 2005

Blem

Blem is anuvva word for fags or ciggarettes. It is used mostly in de greata london area.

Sort me a blem bruv

by Tom January 10, 2004

Akbar

This word comes from arabic. It means
"graet". In slang-use it is part of the phrases "Akbar Gever" or "Akbar man". Which usually means, A huge man, Too much tostesterone,great with his buddy friends\slaves, which tries to hit on any girl.

"Cool, man! Did you steal that car all by yourself? Akbar!"

by Tom March 14, 2005

gurty

kinda like great or fat

a bloody gurty house

by tom April 19, 2003