TOM's definitions

ford focus

The rich mans FORD. Either bought from familys or youngsters that feel too old.

The only decent Ford ever made in the UK

by Tom March 31, 2004

haste

To move quickly. To hurry.

I must move with haste.

by Tom March 10, 2003

nodulate

the left over remains of an anal prolapse, dragging along behind you out of your bleeding arse.

"I had to wipe so many times I gave myself a damn nodulate"

by tom December 25, 2004

IHI

"I'd Hit It"

Meaning you would in fact have intercourse with the man/woman in question.

1: Check out this chick's rack!
2: damn! IHI.

by Tom December 31, 2003

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 9, 2005

Pull an office space

When a person quickly switches jobs, from a corporate environment to a construction-related job.

Chris pulled an office space when he became a contractor.

by Tom June 17, 2003

leboskied

From the movie "The Big Lebowski." The Dude was drunk and stoned the entire movie.

Lebowskied is to be drunk and stoned.

Man, I was so Lebowskied last night at that party that I nearly passed out.

by Tom February 21, 2005