TOM's definitions
by tom April 2, 2004
Get the mollzmug. The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."
by Tom August 17, 2003
Get the babys mommamug. The mating call of dancing banana's.
by Tom November 30, 2003
Get the Peanut Butter Jellymug.
Get the cazmug. The act of putting your fingers into your lovers anus, grabbing hold, then you twist your hands and pull your hand out causing them to shout in pain
by Tom December 9, 2004
Get the twist and shoutmug. Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.
by Tom January 9, 2005
Get the Brown Bonnetmug. 