cumcast

degrading name for the isp of comcast

cumcast has way to much lag

by tom December 06, 2003

blato

Abv. of the word blatently, often used at the end of a sentance.

"Oi nick, lets go pull some slags!"

"Yeh mate blato"

by Tom March 08, 2004

scap

to obtain possession of rapidly, as in by grabbing or snatching

Kristin decided to scap up the last of the pizza while Tom wasn't looking.

by Tom June 24, 2004

nirvana

Now-defunct three-piece band formed sometime in the Eighties. Famous hits include 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and 'Come As You Are'.

by Tom September 14, 2003

Souvlakia

Its a country in the middle east. right next to Iraqdonalds and Kababastan

I went to SOUVLAKIA for a holiday it was fun

by Tom January 05, 2005

gaint

loss of blood to the brain due to overly large erection.

i get gaint all the frikin' time

by tom November 25, 2003

smoothie

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

by tom April 25, 2004