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Piled Corn

You may think your history teacher is just your average Joe... but deep down he is a fan ad supplier of CHILD PORN!... he may claim his barn is filled with piles of corn... or "piled corn"... but don't be decieved... he has billions of child porn in there. he is the world's number 1 traficker of child porn. he masturbates at the mere sight of a 4 year old. GAY!!
I downloaded alot of piled corn last night.

Q: My friend likes piled corn... what should I do?
A: Lure him into the bathroom by giving a 4 year old girl some candy to run past him and then into the bathroom. Then when he runs in there you chase after him and force him to give oral pleasure to an elephant.

I used piled corn as a show and tell item at school.
by Tom September 15, 2003
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PURRTIFUL

it means to describe pretty or beautiful girls
she is so damn purrtiful
by TOM May 13, 2005
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Bush

the surname of a really fucked up american family. (Dad, sons, cousind, etc)
see also cunt
George W(ished he was a) Cunt
by tom December 4, 2003
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crumpy

a spasm-ing pisshead
haha diggory's got crumpy
by tom April 19, 2003
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heaven

The place one travels to after smoking pot.
"Man, Ima get me some pot and go to heaven tonight"
by Tom October 9, 2005
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Asquith Boys

A dodgy, underfunded high school in an area so far north of civilised Sydney there really should be cattle grazing there.
Also has undoubtably the worst team in the senior Indoor Soccer Comp.
Man, Asquith boys are so shit at Indoor. I can't believe I actually kept a clean sheet against them.
by Tom December 16, 2004
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percy poppin jigga munketrester

see "beat back big hug metamucil powder"
by Tom April 20, 2003
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