TOM's definitions

Aw4G63

3. Horrible spelling skills.

awd4g63* your* you're* there* their* they're* etc...

by Tom January 6, 2004

Fagoteer

Literally means someone who wields a fag. As a musketeer holds a gun, a fagoteer has a fag or cigarette. Translated into modern terms: a smoker; someone who smokes.

Not to be mistaken by fag or faggot. This word has nothing to do with sexual preference at all.

John: Dude, I can't breathe in yo momma's house, she's more a fagoteer than I thought!

by Tom October 4, 2004

Water Cooler

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.

With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.

by Tom August 26, 2003

chiefdrtybottom

A overweight ninja from arkansas

whatitih on the chiefdrtybottom run it tah

by Tom August 28, 2004

blown out

A girl who's vaginal opening has been stretched and mangled beyond functionality. Various nerves have been destroyed due to rapid and frequent contact with bulbous peni.

Peter North's girlfriend has a blown out cooter.

by Tom March 5, 2004

tardking

A very large and mean retard who beats up and makes fun of all the other tards at school

The tardking just punched the tard who was eating lunch.

by Tom December 22, 2004

shmelk

a randomly generated word

hee hee i'm schizophrenic!............SHMELK!!!!

by tom November 11, 2003