TOM's definitions

queef fucked

for one to have intercourse to a woman fanny farting.

she queef fucked me.

by tom April 25, 2003

AIM Whore

Female addicted to AOL Instant Messenger whereas constantly whoring around flirting with 3 or more men at a time via AIM.

Dat hoe was AIM WHORING herself out all day yesterday!

by Tom January 22, 2004

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.

See previous example

by Tom March 29, 2005

blaikie

To do a dance with the use of your bottom, otherwise known as your Booty. To shake it in a sexual manner. to shake yo booty

Your mother just did a blaikie right in front of my face after shaking her tic tacs at me.

by Tom January 5, 2005

diaryland

diaryland.com, which houses free online blogs and diaries.

i keep track of my shit on diaryland.

by tom March 1, 2004

kropick

masturbating using human excrement.

i had a well good kropick last night

by tom November 25, 2003

lizard wrangler

The Lizard Wrangler is the nickname for mozilla foundation head, Mitchell Baker.

On the other end is Mitchell Baker, the chief Lizard Wrangler for the Mozilla Foundation.

by Tom March 23, 2005