TOM's definitions

percy poppin jigga munketrester

see "beat back big hug metamucil powder"

look at that fat crakka

by Tom April 20, 2003

knobulate

to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.

James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"

by tom January 17, 2004

splarge

Basically the same as swish. its a stupid word used by some teenagers in Britan. And thanks to MSN now most of our freinds that we have never met and that are rally 40 men with a a problem

thats pretty splarge

by Tom June 19, 2005

Peanut Butter Jelly

The mating call of dancing banana's.

Peanut Butter JELLEH!

by Tom November 30, 2003

babys momma

The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."

by Tom August 17, 2003

pussy

vagina, where a penis is put in!

Tom stuck his penis in her wet pussy!

by tom May 13, 2005

The Show

A part game show, part talk show, hosted by Homestar Runner.

BUZZ! "Oh, I'm sowwy. The cowwect answew... was 'e-mail'."

by Tom December 18, 2003