TOM's definitions

lizard wrangler

The Lizard Wrangler is the nickname for mozilla foundation head, Mitchell Baker.

On the other end is Mitchell Baker, the chief Lizard Wrangler for the Mozilla Foundation.

by Tom March 23, 2005

sheeesh

A word signaling simultaneous frustration & confusion. It's uttered after some event that frustrates & confuses, and you just can't let the moment pass without some kind of comment.

Curly Howard (The Three Stooges) frequently said "Sheeesh!" after something didn't operate the way it was expected to operate, like a telephone. Or when he was slapped by his brother, Moe, for no apparent reason.

by Tom January 12, 2005

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

Drippy Spunjj

Slang for a moist vagina. Common amongst teenagers and lesbians.

Bit of manga gets my spunjj nice and drippy!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Doom

Strange guy who lives in a box
see also, 'pimp without ho's'

"omg, look at that! It's a doom!"
"BWAHAHAHA"

by Tom March 27, 2003

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.

See previous example

by Tom March 29, 2005

sit on it and rotate it

when somone is pissed off at another the may tell them sit on it and rotate it

I told jack to sit on it and rotate it

by tom October 23, 2003