TOM's definitions

Devil Box

Slang for cell phone.

"Its tough to write e-mail on this devil box, I'll tell ya more later"

by Tom May 27, 2004

caiti

one who is a loser and smells of diapers because she wears them because she has problems controlling her bodily functions

Damn it smells like booty! Caiti must be coming

by tom January 19, 2005

ride the snake

drug abuse

doing crack

by tom October 23, 2003

dicka-licka

an asshole. some who's acting like a big dick.

shut the hell up you dicka-licka

by tom November 17, 2003

Colin Hunt

AKA Cunt - C. Hunt.
Possibly derived from the 'irritating office joker' character on BBC sketch comedy The Fast Show (late 90s), of the same name, but most likely originated a long time before.

"Your name's Colin Hunt? Colin HUNT? C.Hunt? That's your name? Hahahahahahaaa!!"

by Tom April 1, 2005

Bush

the surname of a really fucked up american family. (Dad, sons, cousind, etc)
see also cunt

George W(ished he was a) Cunt

by tom December 4, 2003

knobulate

to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.

James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"

by tom January 17, 2004