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Definitions by TOM

A house hold streak-less glass cleaner. Usually comes in the blue death flavor, But green, and purple have been seen on the shelves at the store.
"This windex tastes like heart burn."
or
"I drink Windex, It keeps me from streaking."
windex by Tom May 13, 2005
Junkie 1: Dude, my drug dealer got shot yesterday. What am I going to do?
Junkie 2: Lets go to Starbucks and get a Mocha.
Junkie 1: No there's no way I could afford that.
Junkie 2: I guess you'll just have to stick to inhaling cans of computer Dust-off again.
starbucks by Tom May 13, 2005

dear friends

The name of the north american tour of music from the video game series Final Fantasy. Started February 19 in Chicago at the Rosemont theatre. The Tour kicked off with a full house of nerdy Final Fantasy players including myself. Nobuo Uematsu is the composer of this awesome music.
Dude the Dear Friends concert will totally Rock the Casbah
dear friends by Tom May 13, 2005
vagina, where a penis is put in!
Tom stuck his penis in her wet pussy!
pussy by tom May 13, 2005
Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.
spizel by tom May 13, 2005

greenland 

Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"

ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"
Man, Jimmy said it'd be good but the party is fucking Greenland!
greenland by Tom May 13, 2005