Congo Canyon

Congo Canyon, a slang term for an extremely hairy ass.

Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!

Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.

by Tom October 18, 2004

Valezed

It's like getting owned, but much, much worse.

Jack: Did you see that picture of Seargent Shame.
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed

by Tom May 18, 2004

pushing tin

Suppose you are in a group of people where you typically do not offer your opinion on some choice, but actually have a preference. Those who actually have no preference use this expression to denote no opinion.

To express that you have no private preference.

A: Where do you want to eat dinner?
B: I'm pushing tin.

by tom June 06, 2004

broin

Typo for the word BORIN

Im Broin

by tom September 16, 2003

liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.

She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.

by Tom January 26, 2005

Koholint Island

The setting of the game "The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening". Home to Marin, Tarin, Madam Meow-Meow, and other assorted characters. Also known as "the island of dreams".

"What? Zelda? No, my name's Marin! You must be feeling a little woozy. You are on Koholint Island!"

by Tom October 21, 2003

mote

George house has a mote
(Shaven haven around genitals)

Q. george did u shave last night?
A. yes now i have a mote.

by tom April 04, 2004