moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism

Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.

by Tom March 02, 2005

stoner

A person who smokes marijuana on a frequent basis. Unlike drinkers, who so often label stoners as leeches on society, stoners are quiet, friendly types who keep themselves to themselves and are not confrontational or loud/obnoxious in any way.

"I'm a stoner and I'm damn proud of it"

by Tom October 09, 2005

Tomed

When one is screwed over or put in an undesireable situation. Derived from Tom who was tomed in November of 2003.

Not good

You got tomed on that...

by Tom December 31, 2004

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.

i live in a caahncil flat

by Tom September 06, 2003

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

by Tom March 21, 2005

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 02, 2003

nudy

another name for softcore porn

jack has a lot of nudy pics on his computer

by tom September 08, 2003