TOM's definitions

urwin

A tall and incredibly handsome teenager, with an uncanny ability for both playing the guitar and pimping hoes.

Jeez have you seen Jackie over there with that right "urwin"

by TOM August 1, 2004

Devil Box

Slang for cell phone.

"Its tough to write e-mail on this devil box, I'll tell ya more later"

by Tom May 27, 2004

dock

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.

From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"

by Tom September 13, 2008

heaven

The place one travels to after smoking pot.

"Man, Ima get me some pot and go to heaven tonight"

by Tom October 9, 2005

religion

an idea somebody accepts despite all evidence to the contrary.

Life is worth living.

by Tom March 10, 2005

Bush

the surname of a really fucked up american family. (Dad, sons, cousind, etc)
see also cunt

George W(ished he was a) Cunt

by tom December 4, 2003

sha

Sha - A slang term for shit.

"This is good Sha" - when refering to food.

by Tom April 20, 2005