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Definitions by TOM

You can smfc you HOE!
smfc by tom July 26, 2004
A sexy person who love port vale
Hway bums vale, Hway is sexy
Hway by tom July 25, 2004

crapabonanza

n. A situation that at first appears fruitful but ends up a bust.
Man, that party ended up being one big crapabonanza!
crapabonanza by Tom July 24, 2004
smooth, sleek, suave, sexy, dressed nice, turn da ladies on jus by winkin... EXAMPLE: JAMES BOND.. sorta... u get da idea tho rite?

can b used as a noun or a verb..
mang.. u so damn GQ...
GQ by tom July 20, 2004
a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.
I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii
coejus by tom July 20, 2004

banjo player 

It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.
Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady

Later that day....

Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.
banjo player by Tom July 9, 2004
A celebrity sheep!

All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)

The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.

Well, who can blame her?
Baaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaaa!

Ya know, a sheep? (they go maaaa & baaa)
Shrek by Tom July 7, 2004