Cruel

Being nasty.

Singin to a blind man, "I can see clearly now the rain has gone."

by Tom February 20, 2003

not dead

The current status of The Cheat.

The Cheat is not dead... I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.

by Tom December 31, 2003

coejus

a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.

I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii

by tom July 20, 2004

downtime

the amount of time a woman spends sucking your dick which she feels is adequate enough for you.

yo bitch, 2 minutes aint enough downtime. better get your ass back down and start sucking!!!!!!

by tom November 30, 2003

17

The most random number.

Pick a number. It's not really as good a random number as 17, is it?

by Tom January 01, 2004

flask

You can't get ye flask!

"...and then you'd just have to sit there and imagine why on earth you can't get ye flask! Because the game certainly isn't gonna tell you. And you don't have any of those precious graphics to help you out, either." -Strong Bad

by Tom January 21, 2004

B.N.O.Y.L.

Best Night of Your Life

Ba-Noi-L thats how u say it

I exclaimed "B.N.O.Y.L." as I busted on that chicks face.

by Tom February 17, 2007