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Definitions by TOM

living large 

Angus has been living large since he won the lotto.
living large by Tom December 3, 2004
A female who is of gypsy origins, she wears way too much jewellery and sleeps with her brothers and more to the point her sisters, normally seen in small groups, when these groups are upwind of you you get an overpowering smell of unwashed pussy.
"I say Jeeves" said Herman, "what is that fishy smell?". "Must be the blasted Gypdykes back in town Jeeves"
Exclaimed Herman
gypdyke by Tom November 28, 2004

Butt-slice 

An individual who fails to even fulfill the qualifications of asshole, is demoted and characterized by this term.
That guy is freakin' butt-slice.
Butt-slice by TOM November 17, 2004
The exchange of conversation between two individuals.
Yo so I was polying with him and what not.
Polying by TOM November 17, 2004

Punt-Fucking 

A post-intercourse act performed by the male, primarily characterized by a kick to the female vagina.
I was punt-fucking Jill last night and my foot got caught in her vagina.
Punt-Fucking by TOM November 17, 2004

Scoomber 

Noun - referring to a Chav from the Moulsecoomg area of Brighton. Unpleasant individual, yet Scoombers are proud of their moniker
Hey, Bob, did you see that Scoomber? What a Chav!
Scoomber by Tom November 15, 2004

Pittsburgh 

Pittsburgh isn't really a city. It's just a big suburb, but the locals get offended if you tell them that.
People here speak with an odd accent: "Yinz wanna git sum Purmanny's en Arn City en watcha Stillers' game?" Translated: "Do you want to get some Primanti's sandwiches and Iron City beer and go watch the
Pittsburgh by Tom November 15, 2004