TOM's definitions
Get the ultimamug. The young lady was completely unaware that the group of boys were admiring her good looks when they all started talking about "sausage"
by tom March 11, 2004
Get the Sausagemug. Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.
by Tom May 1, 2005
Get the muffinmug. Undersatd is a REAL word, it is not made up like ur or u
To grasp or comprehend the meaning intended or expressed by (another): They have trouble with English, but I can undersatd them.
To grasp or comprehend the meaning intended or expressed by (another): They have trouble with English, but I can undersatd them.
by Tom March 10, 2005
Get the Undersatdmug. 
Get the crispinmug. by Tom November 10, 2003
Get the snookmug. I have lived in Baltimore all of my life. There is absolutely nothing good about this city. 50% of its residents are below the poverty line. These same people are uneducated to the extreme and proud of it. It is these people who claim to be "da best".
In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.
Breeding grounds for HIV, herpes, syphillis, gonorhea, etc.
There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.
In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.
Breeding grounds for HIV, herpes, syphillis, gonorhea, etc.
There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.
by TOM February 26, 2005
Get the Baltimoremug.