TOM's definitions

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003

cornhusk

racist term for a mexican

"your such a cornhusk"

by Tom November 18, 2003

ford focus

The rich mans FORD. Either bought from familys or youngsters that feel too old.

The only decent Ford ever made in the UK

by Tom March 31, 2004

Miller Place

This is the most ghetto town on the face of the earth. There are so many hardcore gangsters that you will cry when you try to walk through the streets of miller place. You can not walk through this town with out a huge GAT

Man millerplace is so ghetto we cant go through there with out bumpin into a huge gangster that would want to shoot us.

by Tom February 27, 2005

ramen

The cheapest and most delicious meal on the planet.

Ramen is only 10 cents a package ^.^

by Tom January 4, 2005

bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider

johny got bikejacked near cantral park

by tom November 30, 2003

two beer queer

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.

by tom March 8, 2003