Definitions by TOM

lag 

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

lag by Tom March 21, 2005

Miguel drunk 

A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure

Damn son, you got Miguel Drunk last night and punched a hole through my floor!!

Miguel drunk by tom March 18, 2005

Saratoga

See: Asia, China or the Orient

I went into saratoga today and 3 Toyotas almost hit me before I left the parking lot!

Saratoga by tom March 18, 2005

m3 

A decent sports car for its price... more room then a vette, but if you're buying a sports car, why not get a vette for the same price?

Image of people who drive M3's is quite low amung other drivers, because of their stupid freeway antics and if you can actually afford one, you're better off buying a V8 and tuning it for the price.

I got cut off by that ass hole in the M3 so I floored my SVT cobra and he ate my dust!

m3 by tom March 18, 2005

dong 

second sound on the doorbell

Ding, dong; ding, dong

dong by Tom March 15, 2005

Akbar

This word comes from arabic. It means
"graet". In slang-use it is part of the phrases "Akbar Gever" or "Akbar man". Which usually means, A huge man, Too much tostesterone,great with his buddy friends\slaves, which tries to hit on any girl.

"Cool, man! Did you steal that car all by yourself? Akbar!"

Akbar by Tom March 14, 2005

toetoe 

a boy who is always late to college and has a gambling problem.

arran u could be a p.a

toetoe by tom March 13, 2005