Definitions by TOM

APT 

amillennial postapocalyptic transformaton

I pried the gun from my dead friend's hand. His face was a puddle of goo. I turned the gun toward the advancing army of APTs and shouted, "This is for Larry!!!"

APT by Tom March 30, 2005

crispin 

something that is very good (Jonathan Ross)

yeah dude that's crispin!

crispin by tom March 29, 2005

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles 

This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.

See previous example

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles by Tom March 29, 2005

muselive 

Originated from some poor soul's obsession with the band, Muse. To go "muselive" means to "go into insomnia, develop a nervous twitch and obsess about aqua dildos"

Heh, that Britney, she's gone muselive, like.

muselive by Tom March 28, 2005

MC 

Multiple Choice, used specifically for tests

Kids, we're having a MC today!

MC by Tom March 23, 2005

lizard wrangler 

The Lizard Wrangler is the nickname for mozilla foundation head, Mitchell Baker.

On the other end is Mitchell Baker, the chief Lizard Wrangler for the Mozilla Foundation.

lizard wrangler by Tom March 23, 2005

the notebook 

Definately the worst movie ever

oh damn i have to watch the notebook with the friday night crew but then we get to watch childs play

the notebook by Tom March 21, 2005