masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.
Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.
by Todd December 10, 2003
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dacus

Dacus.- A word meaning cool, or credible. The definition of cool. Otherwise being defined as being number one or being better than a large group of people.
That guy is dacus, he gets all the attention.
Those clothes are dacus as hell.
by Todd October 09, 2004
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M.I.F.

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked
by Todd April 20, 2004
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kracker

This word came from the slaves. Back in the day the slaves would call the white guy with the wip a kracker because of the noise the wip made when they were getting wiped.
Get back to work the kracker is comimg
by todd December 31, 2003
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dizzy gillespie

While getting your shitbox tounge-jacked,reach back and mash head in tight and rip a hot nasty,filling cheeks as to look like Dizzy Gillespie.
We spent the evning at the jazz bar and then we went back to her house and I performed my own interpritation of Dizzy Gillespie.
by todd March 14, 2005
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hockeyer

Todd is a good hockeyer
by Todd July 14, 2003
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atlantic city slot machine

a girl sits naked across a table with her legs spread and you bounce a quarter into her vagina as it inserts in like a slot machine quarter entry.
"yeah i know it was gay."

"why what happened"

"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."
by Todd January 30, 2005
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