A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.
by Todd December 10, 2003
Dacus.- A word meaning cool, or credible. The definition of cool. Otherwise being defined as being number one or being better than a large group of people.
by Todd October 09, 2004
Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked
by Todd April 20, 2004
This word came from the slaves. Back in the day the slaves would call the white guy with the wip a kracker because of the noise the wip made when they were getting wiped.
Get back to work the kracker is comimg
by todd December 31, 2003
While getting your shitbox tounge-jacked,reach back and mash head in tight and rip a hot nasty,filling cheeks as to look like Dizzy Gillespie.
We spent the evning at the jazz bar and then we went back to her house and I performed my own interpritation of Dizzy Gillespie.
by todd March 14, 2005
a girl sits naked across a table with her legs spread and you bounce a quarter into her vagina as it inserts in like a slot machine quarter entry.
"yeah i know it was gay."
"why what happened"
"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."
"why what happened"
"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."
by Todd January 30, 2005