aol

I was interested in using AOL, but then I talked to the Army of Lamers, disguised as customer service..
by Todd October 09, 2003
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Fignar

1. A name once used by a former girlfriend as a nickname for me. affectionately used.

2. random trivia, useless knowledge.
1. "You know you'll always be my fignar"

2. The fignar for today is the formula to tell the outside temperature by the speed of an average ant.
by Todd June 05, 2004
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Hotpet

n:
1. A well-known woman who was famous for her beautiful body, tantalizing smile, and tempting personality. See Andrea.

2. A woman who cannot be kissed enough, namely by guys who have more than just a crush on them. See TJ.

3. A woman who kisses so well, that you swear you're in heaven, and it can only lead to petting.
"There's no way that's the one and only Hotpet. TJ's so lucky dude."

"Holy shit, that girl is such a hotpet."
by Todd January 19, 2005
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sikeston, MO

There is no worded, or formal, definition of Sikeston, MO, really.
It is only defined by use of examples.
Also, certain things can only be described accurately by using this term.
Therefore, the definition of Sikeston, MO is the phrase itself.
"Man that girl is ugly."
"Yeah she is sikeston, MO fo sho."
"I heard that she is really shady."
"Yeah, that's sikeston."
by Todd July 08, 2003
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dooshbag

by todd December 04, 2002
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ain't you seen my movies

What Dan says all the time quoting Sam L. Jackson on Chapelle's show.
Dan: ain't you seen my movies
other person: if u say that again ill kill u
Dan: ain't you seen my movies
(other person kills dan)
by Todd May 05, 2004
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jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.
1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.
by Todd January 05, 2004
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