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Dogmaticide

1) v. - The act of freeing a society from the chains of fundamentalist dogma.

2) n. - A product that, when sprayed on evangelical door knockers, will make them go away. (Similar to pesticide.)
Getting the Catholic church out of the lives of non-Catholics will require a strong dose of dogmaticide.
by tnunnster October 10, 2012
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paraboats

The main reason for a paradox.
Dude #1: Now that I have a paraboats, I'll need a place to park them.

Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.
by TNunnster May 13, 2011
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theocracide

The effort to eliminate the impact of belief in a sky daddy on the rest of us.
Damn! When did atheists get an atomic weapon? That's some harsh theocracide!
by tnunnster October 9, 2012
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bung hole sprouts

1) A derogative term for Brussels Sprouts.

2) Small pieces of turd entagled in the ass hairs after defecating (a.k.a, "dingleberries")
Sam: Dude, these nasty little green balls taste like ass!

Charlie: Those are bung hole sprouts. They are supposed to taste like that.

Sally: Don't eat too many of those! They are a known cause of bung hole sprouts.
by TNunnster April 22, 2011
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cognitive dysentery

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.
Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.
by TNunnster February 6, 2010
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doughemian

A person of substantial financial means living a nontraditional lifestyle. For example, an artist, author, actor or musician with a trust fund.
Apple stock options have created a new generation of doughemians in the Bay Area.
by TNunnster February 6, 2010
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going jet blue

When the frustrations of a stressful job get to be too much, you scream obscenities over the PA system, grab a beer from the lunch room refrigerator, deploy the proverbial escape chute, and scurry off to a better life.
Man, if that jackass mentions his precious 'action plan' one more time, I'm going jet blue on his ass!
by tnunnster August 11, 2010
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