96

Its like a 69 but the couple is mad at each other.

Jannis and Douglas were in a 96 last night, could have been because Douglas accidentally ran over the cat with the lawnmower.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Vegitard

A Vegan or Vegetarian who actually think their diets are healthy.

All that Vegitard eats is lettuce. They’ll have no muscle density within 10 years. (Without steroids of course)

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Oblumqueefus

When something is so unbelieveble you can hardly put words together to describe the situation.

Jesus Oblumqueefus Batman!!!

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Ploop

The sound a drop of water makes when it hits the ground.

I’m hearing many ploops outside, it must be starting to rain.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Puddoopsie

When your watering a certain part of your lawn for too long inevitably leaving a puddle drowning your grass in water.

Jannis left a Puddoopsie on her lawn yesterday, I stepped in it causing my sock to get all wet.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Slughoma

The inherent urge to dress up as a slug and slide around on the ground. This could cause the occupant to hold up traffic, or awkwardly entertain guests at their in-laws house during special occasions.

I’d dress up as any other animal, but my Slughoma prevents me from doing so.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Garfunktual

When something functions to the least of its ability, but still functional to the point where you cannot yet throw it out.

My current car is garfunktual; i have no AC nor powered Windows, but since it gets me from A to B, ill keep it for a while longer.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019