TKinfinity 's definitions
When your significant other (Wife or Girlfriend) is getting ready while the man has been ready for 3 hours prior. This period of time usually occurs minutes before you will be late to an event and the woman usually comes out at the last second possible. This could also occur when a woman is shopping and her second half is left waiting outside the store on a bench with the other Manwaiters.
I saw Douglas Manwaiting outside of Forever21 for 6 hours while his Girlfriend looked at only two tops. He better be getting head tonight.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
Get the Manwaitingmug. A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
Get the Land-Whalemug. When someone tries to con off their junk for an inflated price in order to make a quick buck. This action makes those who are buying suspicious of their offer.
by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
Get the Conjunkulousmug. When someone wants to impress their friends so much they’re willing to do the dumbest shit ever. This decision usually is not at all thought out and comes with severe risk and consequences. A combination of Dumb and Radical.
Did you see Patrick the other day? He tried to rush a Grizzly Bear to impress his Girlfriend. That Dumbatical stunt left him with no arms and one leg.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
Get the Dumbaticalmug. When your watering a certain part of your lawn for too long inevitably leaving a puddle drowning your grass in water.
by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
Get the Puddoopsiemug. by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
Get the Oblumqueefusmug. All that Vegitard eats is lettuce. They’ll have no muscle density within 10 years. (Without steroids of course)
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
Get the Vegitardmug.