TKinfinity 's definitions

96

Its like a 69 but the couple is mad at each other.

Jannis and Douglas were in a 96 last night, could have been because Douglas accidentally ran over the cat with the lawnmower.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Ploop

The sound a drop of water makes when it hits the ground.

I’m hearing many ploops outside, it must be starting to rain.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Slughoma

The inherent urge to dress up as a slug and slide around on the ground. This could cause the occupant to hold up traffic, or awkwardly entertain guests at their in-laws house during special occasions.

I’d dress up as any other animal, but my Slughoma prevents me from doing so.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Conjunkulous

When someone tries to con off their junk for an inflated price in order to make a quick buck. This action makes those who are buying suspicious of their offer.

Jannis is trying to sell off her one-wheeled wheelchair, seems pretty conjunkulous if you ask me.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Garfunktual

When something functions to the least of its ability, but still functional to the point where you cannot yet throw it out.

My current car is garfunktual; i have no AC nor powered Windows, but since it gets me from A to B, ill keep it for a while longer.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Vegan

A person who refrains from eating any meat or animal products. These people usually enforce cult-like behaviour in order to try and make normal people (meat eaters) feel bad. Vegans are also known to avoid reason and logic by yelling in the faces of anyone who refutes their made up claims. After a time of being on this diet, they develop or have worsened mental problems such as Alzheimers. This occurs because their brains are so nutrient deficient from no Omega-3s and Cholesterol intake. A vegan is most likely offended from this definition, it doesn’t make them right.

I told my vegan friend that their diet was unhealthy and poor for animal habitats; they tried to stab me with a banana but passed out due to exhaustion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019