Splurt

Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.
Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"
by TK April 13, 2004
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Tk-Soon

The meaning of which something will not be done anytime soon, if indeed ever.
"let's just put a tk-soon on it and hope it happens"
by TK January 14, 2004
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mofu

A way of saying motherfucker that makes more sense than mofo, because the second letter in fuck is a "u" not an "o"
You stupid mofu, you cant even say it right
by tk December 04, 2003
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xp

Micro$ofts latest rip but wildly available for FREE if you know where to look. Get the latest copy and disable all the junk.
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Billly!
by TK June 07, 2004
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pac-man

One who loves to munch on vagina
Flip is such a pac-man
by TK March 25, 2005
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lapjaw

v. having one's mouth open at all times
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking
a: Are you sure Johnny's allright, he seems pretty spaced out and he's drooling pretty bad
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw
by TK February 12, 2004
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