Bristol Factor

The scale used to rate shit in hardness
10-painful rock
1-sloppy joe

oh I got a Bristol Factor 2 just now. I had to wipe for half an hour

by TJ Baxter March 04, 2009

Boggsy

When you get a girl wasted and then pillage her with your fingers

way!!! Boggsy!!!

by TJ Baxter March 04, 2009

Booked

It is a punishment when you get smacked in the face by a book

shit that guy booked me bad

by TJ Baxter March 04, 2009

Sloppy Joe

You soak a load of toilet paper to get it nice and moist and then you lob it at any window/car/person/unexpecting victim/arab/expecting victim or any other object you would want to throw wet loo roll at.

I was walking to work and I got sloppy joe all over me

by TJ Baxter March 04, 2009

Double Dutch Rudder

Where two guys do a dutch rudder on each other at the same time. It's not gay cos they are not touching dicks

So...Double dutch rudder anyone...?

by TJ Baxter March 04, 2009

Bizmark

When a male gets a semi-erect penis and slaps his ho around the facial region with it

'shit where did you get that cut?'
'I got Bizmarked last night!'

by TJ Baxter March 04, 2009

HAS

The world renowned High Altitude Shit (HAS) is basically when a person sits on top of a toilet cubicle, you can do this on your own or even better with a friend, and take a massive shit form the top of the cubicle meaning you can get the satisfaction of adding some good splash back and volume to your daily dump

-"What the fuck are you doing up there?"
-"HAS all the way"
-"What the fuck is a HAS"
-"High Altitude Shit"
-"Room for one more?"
-"As always"

by TJ Baxter March 06, 2009