Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TJ

tawljay

1. to neglect your illegitimate children
2. to put internet browsing above your responsibilities

"your kids need food and you're Tawljay"

tawljay by TJ February 25, 2004

I love you darlets.
You're arse looks big in those pants darlets.
Peel me a grape darlets.

darlets by TJ February 24, 2004

When something is really dandy; extra special; tops; wicked; awesome;

Wow John! Your new Y-Fronts are sminootin!

Sminootin by TJ February 23, 2004

sniggins by TJ February 23, 2004

Make us a snigs will ya?

snigs by TJ February 23, 2004

poo; poop; crap; shit;
dumb; ugly; stupid; silly

That restaurant serves pook!
Your new haircut is pook!
You smell like pook!
I think you trod in pook!

pook by TJ February 23, 2004

Blaming something else (besides the fact that your car is slow) for the reason you lost a race.

my clutch was slipping, I missed 2nd, my tires are bald, my boost was on low setting, I have bad KR, etc...

ricer exuse by TJ February 19, 2004