tawljay

1. to neglect your illegitimate children
2. to put internet browsing above your responsibilities
"your kids need food and you're Tawljay"
by TJ February 25, 2004
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couchlock

unable to move, in a fixed postion.
After the last session we were all couchlocked.
by TJ February 13, 2004
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quantum

Something quantum is something to awsome for this world.
That fakie corckscrew you threw was fuckin quantum.
by TJ November 18, 2004
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SOLS

A product put into production after being written by undergraduates with a skill level less than trained monkeys.

By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.
SOLS is up! No wait.
by TJ February 25, 2005
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SLAP

Acronym for Sex, Age, Location, and Pic. Commonly used as a question in internet chatrooms, since more and more people on the internet have pics making "ASL?" or "A/S/L?" outmoded.
A person enters chatroom, then another person asks...
SLAP?
by TJ March 12, 2005
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bo dangles

somthing that is dank

the pick of the crop
god that dank was the bo dangles
by tj September 03, 2004
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Baller

Etymology: Middle English 'bal', from Old Norse 'bollr' and akin to Old High German 'balla'; combined with the commin suffix 'er' denoting one that does or performs (a specified action)

Therefore, a baller is, literally, 'one who balls'

Other connotations of the word include:

(N)
1. One who exhibits a consistent proficency at-, or exuberant love for the game of basketball.
2. One whose person has been fully and successfully established in numerous social circles (esp. one who is extremely popular with both the male and female members of any given social group)
3. One whose status in society has been earned by one's possession of "game" (that is, proficiency at the game of life)

(Adj)
1. Exhibiting those qualitites of a baller; not limited to the description of a person, 'baller' may be used to describe any place, thing or situation.
(N)
1. "Kobe Bryant... now THAT kid's a baller"
2. "Wanna be a baller, shot caller, twenty inch blades on the impala, caller getting laid tonight..."
3. "Hey yo! Don't let nobody else up in this booth. I see nothing but gansters up in here, I see nothing but ballers up in here..."

(Adj)
1. "This Sh*t is baller"

Suburbanation of 'Baller':
"Wow, that man is really quite 'on the ball'."
by TJ June 11, 2004
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