pheng

big asian man, likes the cock, sucks at diablo, and jacks off to Final Fantasy characters

Pheng is gay.

by tim January 07, 2004

north

1. noun; Semen, cum, sperm.
2. verb; To ejaculate a abnormaly large amount of semen.
3. noun;An ejaculation of abnormaly large amounts of smen


Derived from the porn star Peter North

1. God, I got north all over me.
2, 3. I hadn't jacked off in 3 weeks so when I came I fuckin northed. ("had a north" for number 3.)

by Tim December 21, 2003

The Worst System Ever Made

Sega 32X... yikes!

What a joke

by Tim June 11, 2006

flatucate

To simultaneously fart and shit at the same time. Typically occurs during periods of monsoon-like diarreah.

Tina flatucated and is now minus one pair of clean panties.

by Tim December 19, 2004

stamper

smacking a girl in the face with a hard dick so hard that a red mark appears in the shape of the head of the penis

kathwack! I just stamped you

by Tim February 24, 2005

Cunk Nuggle

A term describing a person who has a bald-head, homosexual tendencies and questionable personal hygiene.

Riley Davis is a Cunk Nuggle.

by Tim November 22, 2004

Moobs

Anson Pham's huge chest

by Tim April 07, 2003