the streets

I often tell my friends there are only two good rappists (sic). "Who, Vanilla Ice and Eminem?" "No, Weird Al and The Streets." There's just something uniquely amazing and beautiful about rapping in proper English.

"Cuttin' the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick"

"Oh the pizza's here, could someone let him in please?
We didn't order chicken.
Not a problem we'll pick it out.
I doubt he meant to mess us about.
After all, we're all men here, not louts."

by Tim May 10, 2004

pheng

big asian man, likes the cock, sucks at diablo, and jacks off to Final Fantasy characters

Pheng is gay.

by tim January 07, 2004

The Worst System Ever Made

Sega 32X... yikes!

What a joke

by Tim June 11, 2006

Bacon Bits

Little ground up pieces of fake bacon. They taste pretty good but leave a bad after-taste.

I don't like salad, but i could sure go for some of those Bacon Bits on my pizza.

by tim January 15, 2004

bunk-ball

A sport created in the early 2000's. Using a tennis ball and a car. The best place to play is in a parking lot. The creaters were Adam M. Pete T
and Tim S.

With all the windows down in the car a player (usually the passenger seat position) throws the ball with a great amount of force. The Driver then navigates the car to a position where one of the players has a chance at cathing the ball. If you catch the tennis ball. Start over and try again. The games ends when you dont catch the ball and the driver doesn't feel like stopping to get it.

by Tim July 09, 2004

system requirements

1. System specs required to run a program or install a piece of hardware on your computer.
2. Way to make you buy new computers.

System requirements.... 500$ and a trip to Staples/Business Depot...

by Tim February 08, 2004

El Dou

The Name for a person who has been infected with the "Dee" Gene. The dee gene causes a rare form of mental retardation simply known as DEE. Because of its hereditary nature, whole families (known as LOS DEES/DOUS) have been known to carry this gene. Besides being hereditary, it has been proven that habitual exposure to people carrying the gene can lead to infection. El Dou, also, can be used as an interchanable synonym for complete and utter retardation.

Seth was being inchorent, saying things that bordered on non-sensical and retarded, so Jones screamed "EL DOU"

by tim April 10, 2005