by tim September 29, 2004
Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.
by Tim April 03, 2005
1. n. a completely awesome game made for X-box that only morons dislike because they are bitter that they only have a PS2.
by Tim April 06, 2004
I often tell my friends there are only two good rappists (sic). "Who, Vanilla Ice and Eminem?" "No, Weird Al and The Streets." There's just something uniquely amazing and beautiful about rapping in proper English.
"Cuttin' the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick"
"Oh the pizza's here, could someone let him in please?
We didn't order chicken.
Not a problem we'll pick it out.
I doubt he meant to mess us about.
After all, we're all men here, not louts."
"Oh the pizza's here, could someone let him in please?
We didn't order chicken.
Not a problem we'll pick it out.
I doubt he meant to mess us about.
After all, we're all men here, not louts."
by Tim May 11, 2004
To hold the recipient by the back of the head and insert one's penis into another's mouth forcefully and deeply. Most likely giving the skullfuck-ee less enjoyment than the skullfuck-er.
by Tim August 22, 2004
Non-existant American slang created by Gwenyth Paltrow to confuse non-Americans, specifically the British. The meaning of this word is flexible and completely open.
See also: gnarlburger.
See also: gnarlburger.
That lead singer is totally buttpod!
by Tim December 07, 2004
A late-90's, early-00's genre of music that picks up where showgaze left off. Still characterized by layers of guitar washing over the listener, but enfused with a post-grunge energy.
by Tim November 06, 2003