facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 01, 2015

fork in the road

a saying that has more than one meaning

me:so the rabbits are like you then, frisky and working at night
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road

by timmy September 08, 2003

gic

Leet people that get head shots.

wHaley: wtf was that??
elfZORZ: a GIC on you fosho

by Timmy August 06, 2003

kerrang

verb. to cover a female's head with a brown paper bag during intercourse.

she's rough: lights out.
really rough: eyes shut.
proper dirt: you kerrang her.

by timmy November 24, 2004

mudshark

a shark that likes to play happily in the mud

(at the zoo) daddy can we please go see the mudhsark now?

by timmy March 08, 2005

Pussite

One who respects and appreciates the Vagina, and for the female body in general.
One who believes in Pussism.

"I will go down on her as only a Pussite can."

by Timmy November 25, 2002

*dx*

A term used to suggest a stroking has taken place. To "*dx*" someone is to get the upper hand over said person.

*dx* Yer, Ner..

by Timmy February 07, 2004