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(Also see Pussy, Wimp, Chicken)
Plural: Catskies
A catski(sometimes cat) is a person who runs away due to weakness or lack of bravery. A catski usually lets the team down and/or doesn't have any idea what fun means.
When a Catski has been spotted, it is recommended that the person is stoned to death.
To "cat it" means to commit an act of Catism.
Awww, Firefly is a Cating it! Start stoning the Catski boys!
Catski by Timmy  September 11, 2005
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catspiracy 

When one or more cats conspire, as to impede you from getting out of bed.
The alarm went off, then Chairman Meow laid on mt chest. Total catspiracy!

catsitting 

An often occurring event when Skidoo riders, out of charity, allow cat riders to ride with them. After a rip through the woods, the Doo riders will invariably be forced to wait for the cat riders to catch up. More often than not, the cat riders never show up due to mechanical failure of their inferior sleds. Hence, the term catsitting refers to Doo riders sitting and waiting on cat riders.
We went rippin with Arctic Cat Dave in Cherry Creek, but ended up catsitting most of the weekend.
catsitting by Doosr4eva March 10, 2008

CatsWithSMGS 

CatsWithSMGS is a popular and funny Twitch Streamer!!!
Hey did you watch CatsWithSMGS last night isn’t he funny!!!!
CatsWithSMGS by Karooloe October 22, 2020

catstink 

A noun describing anything related to cats and what they do that stinks.
As I walked into his dark and overcrowded apartment, I immediately noted catstink and it was a most vile stench indeed!
catstink by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021
Catking King of cats
(sam) Did you hear that catking created the universe with a single oh my goodness? (john) i had no idea i heard he could break building with a single stare disappointment
Catking by TheMinerKid v2 June 19, 2023

Catshit Crazy 

Someone who has absolutely nothing to lose and also owns a ton of cats. Catshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude, activities and amount of cats they own. A regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. A catshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely with atleast one cat in tow. In order to be truly catshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things and still return safely without hurting one of their many cats.
crazy: throw a brick through your window

catshit crazy: break up with a guy because he ate a cheeseburger before going to a bbq. Date a guy that works with your dad and plan your wedding after 3 dates. Contemplate breaking up with a guy you’re not even dating because he went to MSU.
Catshit Crazy by GPW September 13, 2011