TIM's definitions

bastardly

adverb

1. Bastard-like

2. The description of one's actions being like that of a bastard

Chris bastardly chastised Dan for his inadequate performance even though he didn't deserve it.

by Tim November 10, 2004

gurdy

a large over size fat chick

rosie o'donald

by tim June 5, 2003

Bacon Bits

Little ground up pieces of fake bacon. They taste pretty good but leave a bad after-taste.

I don't like salad, but i could sure go for some of those Bacon Bits on my pizza.

by tim January 15, 2004

bunk-ball

A sport created in the early 2000's. Using a tennis ball and a car. The best place to play is in a parking lot. The creaters were Adam M. Pete T
and Tim S.

With all the windows down in the car a player (usually the passenger seat position) throws the ball with a great amount of force. The Driver then navigates the car to a position where one of the players has a chance at cathing the ball. If you catch the tennis ball. Start over and try again. The games ends when you dont catch the ball and the driver doesn't feel like stopping to get it.

by Tim July 9, 2004

old balls

An young man who has extemely old charastics, also see Todd Wilson

Has anyone seen old ball lately?

by Tim April 12, 2005

super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime

yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch

by Tim January 2, 2005

system requirements

1. System specs required to run a program or install a piece of hardware on your computer.
2. Way to make you buy new computers.

System requirements.... 500$ and a trip to Staples/Business Depot...

by Tim February 8, 2004